By: The Super Party (Ali Pelletier)
The Super Party, on Monday, was paid a visit by a group of Russian elected politicians or, “big shots,” as one of the visitors informed us. Lucky for us, Dmitry Trubachencov (not even he can pronounce that name), who is in fact Russian, was in our very party. He conversed with these Russian officials for quite some time and “sources” later told us in the Super Party just what Dmitry was saying. Most of the quotes are too salty to publish, but we can release one of the more tame statements. “These people, this party, they have no idea what is going on, they call themselves the Super Party, but my grandma has better moves. Please! Take me back with you!”
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