AN ACT TO BAN ALL HANNAH MONTANA MERCHANDISE FROM MONTANA’S STORES (SB #153, M. Coffin) “Any violators…will be punished by watching a 10 hr. Jonas Brothers Marathon”
THE OFFICIAL STATE HAIRCUT (HB #275, H. Kalfell) “The Mullet…business in the front, party in the back”
RIDE-ABLE ANIMALS (HB #236, M. Wheat) “Ride-able animals: deer, elk, moose, and bears”
ARRG THERE BE PIRATES IN FLATHEAD LAKE (HB #294, A. Peck & B. Waldorf) “The pirates will be decked out in traditional garb including weapons at least one parrot per captain”
AN ACT TO TRADE COWS FOR KANGAROOS WITH AUSTRALIA TO BENEFIT THE STATE OF MONTANA (HB # 416, K. Miller) “…boxing matches every Tuesday”
AN ACT TO REQUIRE MONTANA HIGH SCHOOLS TO OFFER ARIZONA SOUTHERN STYLE SWEET TEA ALONG WITH MILK AT LUNCH (HB #225, T. McAllister) “Schools will charge no more than $0.99”
AN ACT TO REQUIRE ALL MONTANA PUBLIC SCHOOLS TO PROVIDE THEIR STUDENTS WITH CAKE EVERY TUESDAY (HB #213, M. Rees) “all high school students must be excused to indulge in the glorious cake”
AN ACT TO INFLICT A PUBLIC DRESS CODE (HB #288, S. Garbett) “People with chest/back hair measuring over 1 inch must wear a turtle neck at all times”
MONTANA STATE JELL-O APPRECIATION DAY (HRes #269, A. Ensign) “Everyone around the State of Montana must enjoy the delicious gelatin delicacy…if Montanans refuse…they will be forced to eat a can of Spam”
10. AN ACT TO PROHIBIT THE WEARING OF SHUTTER SHADES WHILE DRIVING (HB #260, L. Adams) “Shutter shades…a facial accessory with any type of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal bars crossing through the lens portion of the shade”.
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