PRIMARY RESULTS
President of Senate
John Nickerson (R)
Nathan Snow (D)
Andrew Helming SDP)
Speaker of the House
Devon Compton(SDP)
Monte Cole(Green)
Chief Justice
Clara Piazzola
Evan Barret
Secretary of State
Tory Vandersnick(R)
Kaithlyn Okrusch (SDP)
Nile Gannon (D)
Governor and Lt. Gov
PJ Downy/ Morgan
Smith (SDP)
Edward Johnson/
Eric Vonn (R)
Timothy Denty/ Tyler Degraaf (D)
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Anina Story and the Bill Against DUI’s By Randi Lewis
Bill 296, located on page 200 of your bill book and written by Anina Story, is a bill that just might save lives. In this document it states that currently all people with four or more DUI’s are subject to jail time or a fi ne between 1,000 and 10,000 dollars. However, if they pay this fi ne the jail time becomes obsolete. During the discussion, opponent Sam Zetler stated some very good points. In support of the bill, she said things like “residential alcohol treatment centers are not available in most areas in Montana and the watch program has a constant waiting list.” This, therefore, causes there to be little ability to get over the addiction to alcohol that many multiple DUI holders have. In conclusion to her fi rst point, Sam said, “jail time is the only viable current option.” She stated that “most multiple DUI offenders are indigent or do not pay anyways, so the fi ne is obsolete.” Also heard in room 157A during this meeting was the statement “repeat
offenders are the most dangerous on the road.” An amendment to this amendment was created and passed during discussion to lower the number of DUI’s needed for jail time from four to two, therefore stopping the need for two more to occur which, in all reality, could mean two more deaths or accidents. A question was raised that asked “What about minors with DUI’s?” Anina Story responded with a quick “The same thing. They deserve punishment in some sort of detention facility.”
After further discussion and validation of the amendment now with its amendment, Bill 296: An act to amend section 61-8-731 to require a mandatory sentence for multiple DUI offenders to no less than 13 months in State Prison, now stating that anyone with more then one offence will be subject to no less then 13 months and no more then 5 years in jail, was passed.
offenders are the most dangerous on the road.” An amendment to this amendment was created and passed during discussion to lower the number of DUI’s needed for jail time from four to two, therefore stopping the need for two more to occur which, in all reality, could mean two more deaths or accidents. A question was raised that asked “What about minors with DUI’s?” Anina Story responded with a quick “The same thing. They deserve punishment in some sort of detention facility.”
After further discussion and validation of the amendment now with its amendment, Bill 296: An act to amend section 61-8-731 to require a mandatory sentence for multiple DUI offenders to no less than 13 months in State Prison, now stating that anyone with more then one offence will be subject to no less then 13 months and no more then 5 years in jail, was passed.
You Got Paged by Krista Stone & Destiny Haines
One of the groups of people that participate in the Youth Legislature program and seem to get no respect is our pages. They are treated with contempt more often than not. They are hard workers and should be appreciated for what they do for our mock government and us. To hear the voice behind the feet, we went straight to the street. Amber Gardner and Kelly Anderson, both pages for their fi rst year in the Senate, said that being a page is “dumb” and that their “feet hurt.” The fact that “your feet hurt” is Amber’s least favorite part of being a page. For Kelly, the worst part is the “walking in front of everyone.” Being a page isn’t bad for everyone, however. Whitney Anderson, a page for her fi rst year in the Senate, stated, “It’s good, I guess. It’s hard to fi nd people,” and Danielle Sundvold said, “It’s really fun. We get to meet new people and we get to explore.” Evan Barrett feels that his page duties are “a lot of fun.” To him, being a page contains “a lot of responsibility even though you don’t realize it.” Another, Jorie Tash, said that she doesn’t know what to think of being a page. It’s something that “just has to be done.” Faith Setterstrom, another fi rst year page for the Senate, said that being a page is “interesting.” You get to see a lot of the capital, maybe some parts that you wouldn’t usually see.” Jacob Perry stated that as a page he “kind of just walks around all the time.” He thinks that being a page is “better than sitting in a committee room and discussing bills that don’t apply” to real life. Some other comments were that the worst part of being a page is that people tell them what to do. Another least favorite part of being a page is when they receive a ton of notes and they don’t know where the rooms are. In contrast, it’s nice being able to get to know the capital. In an odd twist, it turns out that there are a few pages that fi nd their duties rather enjoyable. and… THEY DO READ YOUR NOTES!!
Lost? You’re Not The Only One! By: Randi Lewis and Cheyenne Oliver
Upon asking 50 participants in the YMCA Youth and Government 2010 program if they had been lost, 10 girls answered yes and 6 boys answered yes. The remaining 34 assured us that they knew where they were going. Howver an interesting observation showed us that immediately after being questioned, the males became defensive, many stating “I never get lost!” In contrast, females took on a look of distress while answering with a simple “No.”
Y Night
Last night the Helena YMCA was rocked by the members of our youth legislature. It was a fun fi led night featuring lots of treadmills, a very uncoordinated basketball game and a game of outdoors soccer. While many people participated in the activities of the night some teens decided to just hang out and enjoy the time they had away from the barracks during their stay in Helena.
If you weren’t hanging out however, you were at risk of a major collision with a fellow youth. Some of the major biffs of the night included a basketball takedown where one player jumped into the air and somehow managed to land upside down on top of another, crashing them both to the ground. Another bruise came when during the outside soccer game, Eric Vonn’s penalty kick struck Edward Johnson from only four feet away (that had to hurt). So the Y-Night was a good time to be had by all, which is good cause now we are all back to work here in the capitol for the next two days and with the release of Y-night in mind hopefully it will be more fun then work.
If you weren’t hanging out however, you were at risk of a major collision with a fellow youth. Some of the major biffs of the night included a basketball takedown where one player jumped into the air and somehow managed to land upside down on top of another, crashing them both to the ground. Another bruise came when during the outside soccer game, Eric Vonn’s penalty kick struck Edward Johnson from only four feet away (that had to hurt). So the Y-Night was a good time to be had by all, which is good cause now we are all back to work here in the capitol for the next two days and with the release of Y-night in mind hopefully it will be more fun then work.
Bill 132: “Sex Education and Single Survival Mandatory for High School Freshmen”- Bill by Jill Nanini, Article by Ren B. Rope
In Bill 132 it is suggested that it be mandatory for all Montana high school freshmen to be enrolled in a sex education classes as well as a singles survival class. In these classes the students will learn about pregnancy, STD’s, protection, and how to survive alone.
I think this bill has a very important point, because not many schools here in Montana teach Sexual Education and when we are taught we are basically only taught abstinence. But how many teenagers really stay abstinent? My guess is not as many as adults may think.
I can only speak for my school here, and in my school there are far too many girls who become pregnant before graduation. The affects of teaching strictly abstinence is taking its toll on our Montana high schools. Some girls don’t even know what other options are out there to keep them from getting pregnant or catching an STD. I fi nd that pretty sad. We need to stop trying to keep everyone from having sex and teach them how to protect themselves from STD’s and teen pregnancy. It is a really great idea to start such education as early as freshmen year. I am not encouraging people to go out have an orgy or just have sex with anyone, but to be smart about it and learn about something other than just abstinence. Get protection, get tested, and just live your life safely. I fully support Bill 132!
I think this bill has a very important point, because not many schools here in Montana teach Sexual Education and when we are taught we are basically only taught abstinence. But how many teenagers really stay abstinent? My guess is not as many as adults may think.
I can only speak for my school here, and in my school there are far too many girls who become pregnant before graduation. The affects of teaching strictly abstinence is taking its toll on our Montana high schools. Some girls don’t even know what other options are out there to keep them from getting pregnant or catching an STD. I fi nd that pretty sad. We need to stop trying to keep everyone from having sex and teach them how to protect themselves from STD’s and teen pregnancy. It is a really great idea to start such education as early as freshmen year. I am not encouraging people to go out have an orgy or just have sex with anyone, but to be smart about it and learn about something other than just abstinence. Get protection, get tested, and just live your life safely. I fully support Bill 132!
Filibuster Frenzy Cartoon: Liisa Keskinen, Article: John Nickerson
The senate was rocked yesterday by the Y&G Republican filibuster on bill 103. This bill was an act to basically cut down on junk food for Montana students. It all started with an amendment to the rule saying a senator could not speak for more then two minutes during a speech in discussion. Once that had been passed the filibuster ensued with Josh Stevens compelling speech about tennis ball production and the early years of his lemonade stand. Josh Steven’s had a relatively short lived filibuster and despite the attempts of Senator Hooker, the filibuster was quickly shut down by opposing factors. However, due to the efforts of many members of the Republican Senate members’ long winded speeches, bill 103 did exceed its allowed time and with a motion made by Chanel Mumford it was tabled. In closing, the 2010 filibuster was a beaming success.
Calling all singles! by Katelynn Morrison and Emily Rockafellow
Take Your Date To Lunch!
PJ D___ is the LT governor for this year’s Youth and Gov. program. This classy, super-cute fellow enjoys golfing on weekends, and is an easy-going kind of guy. He is a young, handsome man who likes to have fun and claims that he has no preference in the ladies; his only requirement is that they must be nice. Go get him girls! Hayden H. is an intelligent lad who is a senior from Hardin. He claims to be a master at debating. Hayden pictures his first date with his girl dressing up in Halloween costumes pretending to raid a Wal-Mart store. He is looking for a girl who is goofy, funny, and carefree and has an excellent self-image. His interests include listening to good music, the ability to do nothing and still have fun, and making people double take at crazy antics. His dream vacation would be located in France, and his favorite quote is “I approve this message.” Good luck girls!
Do you ever know where to take your date to lunch? Several people have suggested Quiznos for a tasty sub and maybe some soup. Others have said that the bagel place is the hot spot for lunch. If you want a nice restaurant to sit down, the Mediterranean Grill is the place. Livingston advisor Bryan Beitel says, “The seafood pasta is very good. I would take my wife there. Go Jets!” Others said they prefer to eat lunch from a grocery store and maybe go for a picnic in the park. Justin Dunbar says, “you can never go wrong sharing a Kit Kat Bar.” Whatever your date plans are, we are sure you will find somewhere to take your new love in down town Helena.
Are you looking for a sweet guy? Look no farther because this seemingly laid back young lad (Jason C.) likes to hangout and go to gym. He is looking for a blond beauty, who is charismatic with a sense of humor. His perfect date would be a romantic dinner, and movie after (whatever she wants to watch.) -Aw
Hello, fellas. This outgoing republican Rachel A. loves football and a guy who is less maintenance than she. She is a funny woman who enjoys receiving white roses, her favorite fower. She enjoys a guy who has curly hair, and can make her laugh. Her birthday is today!
PJ D___ is the LT governor for this year’s Youth and Gov. program. This classy, super-cute fellow enjoys golfing on weekends, and is an easy-going kind of guy. He is a young, handsome man who likes to have fun and claims that he has no preference in the ladies; his only requirement is that they must be nice. Go get him girls! Hayden H. is an intelligent lad who is a senior from Hardin. He claims to be a master at debating. Hayden pictures his first date with his girl dressing up in Halloween costumes pretending to raid a Wal-Mart store. He is looking for a girl who is goofy, funny, and carefree and has an excellent self-image. His interests include listening to good music, the ability to do nothing and still have fun, and making people double take at crazy antics. His dream vacation would be located in France, and his favorite quote is “I approve this message.” Good luck girls!
Do you ever know where to take your date to lunch? Several people have suggested Quiznos for a tasty sub and maybe some soup. Others have said that the bagel place is the hot spot for lunch. If you want a nice restaurant to sit down, the Mediterranean Grill is the place. Livingston advisor Bryan Beitel says, “The seafood pasta is very good. I would take my wife there. Go Jets!” Others said they prefer to eat lunch from a grocery store and maybe go for a picnic in the park. Justin Dunbar says, “you can never go wrong sharing a Kit Kat Bar.” Whatever your date plans are, we are sure you will find somewhere to take your new love in down town Helena.
Are you looking for a sweet guy? Look no farther because this seemingly laid back young lad (Jason C.) likes to hangout and go to gym. He is looking for a blond beauty, who is charismatic with a sense of humor. His perfect date would be a romantic dinner, and movie after (whatever she wants to watch.) -Aw
Hello, fellas. This outgoing republican Rachel A. loves football and a guy who is less maintenance than she. She is a funny woman who enjoys receiving white roses, her favorite fower. She enjoys a guy who has curly hair, and can make her laugh. Her birthday is today!
Lobbyist Papers
The Problem with Preparation by Samuel Viall
When your life is threatened by a fl ood or storm or even a wild fi re do you just turn the blind eye and let it consume you and everything you know? Of course you don’t. That would be ridiculous. Instead you act. You take preventive action. When your livelihood is threatened you educate yourself and work towards preparing and possibly preventing the situation completely. So why is it that when a viable threat is presented to this YMCA legislature that people do laugh. Ignorance? Possibly. But more likely they just are to stuck up to admit the truth. Multiple legislative documents have now been presented and killed in this government dealing with the dangerous situation that is the zombie apocalypse. If you are a non-believer then I recommend you do your research before it is too late.
Overview Of Youth Legislature by Jason Clark
The variety of bills proposed and discussed within just one session is amazing. I sat and watched presentations on DUI laws to an expected zombie apocalypse. However, throughout all of this an atmosphere and professionalism was maintained while everyone was having fun. I believe that this demonstrated the heart of Youth Legislature as everyone was enjoying themselves and learning about government at the same time. Sessions were also run smoothly and everyone was given the chance to speak. I personally spoke on a variety of bills and found that a lobbyist can indeed give important insight on a bill as well as infl uence the passing or failing of a bill. The Youth Legislature program provides a myriad number of lessons on how government works within a professional environment.
Power to the Seniors by Morgan Ser Voss
Four cram-packed years of the glorious high school world, just to walk out of the doors with a smile. This is your typical senior feeling, but here at Youth & Government we’re making a different senior experience. Who runs the decisions of the school? It’s always the school board, but because of bill number 128 we now have a say in the choices our school makes. Allowing one senior to sit on the school board is an awesome fi rst step to gaining more control. Also bill number 122 will allow seniors to help decide the school calendar and have a say in what we do and don’t part take in. Giving more power to the seniors will in return give you more student participation.
Flipping Coins by Alex Ritter
The subject that I support is that when Montana had a very critical decision, they should flip a coin to make the decision. This would make the decision fair because a coin is obviously two sided. Therefore the chance in fifty, fifty. The flip a coin method is much better that the 8-ball because it had so many answers. The 8-ball has answers such as ask again, later cannot answer now, and maybe. Why would anyone have to put themselves through this terrible situation. This could be resoled by flipping a coin, because you get a solid yes or no. This topic about tough decision should be taken lightly, the coin will help make the stat of Montana a fair share because this method in
When your life is threatened by a fl ood or storm or even a wild fi re do you just turn the blind eye and let it consume you and everything you know? Of course you don’t. That would be ridiculous. Instead you act. You take preventive action. When your livelihood is threatened you educate yourself and work towards preparing and possibly preventing the situation completely. So why is it that when a viable threat is presented to this YMCA legislature that people do laugh. Ignorance? Possibly. But more likely they just are to stuck up to admit the truth. Multiple legislative documents have now been presented and killed in this government dealing with the dangerous situation that is the zombie apocalypse. If you are a non-believer then I recommend you do your research before it is too late.
Overview Of Youth Legislature by Jason Clark
The variety of bills proposed and discussed within just one session is amazing. I sat and watched presentations on DUI laws to an expected zombie apocalypse. However, throughout all of this an atmosphere and professionalism was maintained while everyone was having fun. I believe that this demonstrated the heart of Youth Legislature as everyone was enjoying themselves and learning about government at the same time. Sessions were also run smoothly and everyone was given the chance to speak. I personally spoke on a variety of bills and found that a lobbyist can indeed give important insight on a bill as well as infl uence the passing or failing of a bill. The Youth Legislature program provides a myriad number of lessons on how government works within a professional environment.
Power to the Seniors by Morgan Ser Voss
Four cram-packed years of the glorious high school world, just to walk out of the doors with a smile. This is your typical senior feeling, but here at Youth & Government we’re making a different senior experience. Who runs the decisions of the school? It’s always the school board, but because of bill number 128 we now have a say in the choices our school makes. Allowing one senior to sit on the school board is an awesome fi rst step to gaining more control. Also bill number 122 will allow seniors to help decide the school calendar and have a say in what we do and don’t part take in. Giving more power to the seniors will in return give you more student participation.
Flipping Coins by Alex Ritter
The subject that I support is that when Montana had a very critical decision, they should flip a coin to make the decision. This would make the decision fair because a coin is obviously two sided. Therefore the chance in fifty, fifty. The flip a coin method is much better that the 8-ball because it had so many answers. The 8-ball has answers such as ask again, later cannot answer now, and maybe. Why would anyone have to put themselves through this terrible situation. This could be resoled by flipping a coin, because you get a solid yes or no. This topic about tough decision should be taken lightly, the coin will help make the stat of Montana a fair share because this method in
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Comments on Bill 208 by Cyle Kokot
Bill number 208 has been the highlight of my Youth Leg experience so far. When I first read this bill, it put a big smile on my face. There are so many reasons why Statewide Naky Day should be passed. For one, the United States is considered the land of the free and the land of opportunities. If this is true, then why is it that Europe has nudist beaches and such, yet the United States looks at nudity as a horrible thing? I, honestly, don’t understand it. The body is a natural thing that should be recognized one day out of the year. If you don’t like this bill,then just stay home in your own privacy naked. Don’t ruin it for everyone else who would like to enjoy this wonderful experience. If Montana were to pass this bill, then the other forty-nine states and Cuba would look up to us and follow our path as leaders.
Beliefs on Hunting by Justin Dunbar
I believe that a hunting season is very beneficial for Montana. It boosts our economy and allows people to see Montana natural beauty. In 2004, hunters spent more on hunting than the average household spent on Dominoes Pizza. Several people come from out of state to hunt our Montana wilderness every hunting season. This is why it benefits Montana’s economy.Hunting seasons also keep the annual population in check. It protects our ranching industry by keeping them out of ranches fields. Hunting also protects Montana’s native species from disease, by helping our animals in check we can keep the animals of Montana safer and less of a nuisance so that the future generations can experience Montana’s beauty.
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Lobbyist Papers
Response to zombie bills
Emmett Wester
This morning I awoke to vicious, blood-curdling screams. I bolted to an upright position in my bed, smashing my head into the bunk above me. At this point, I was extremely disoriented, and rolled out of bed, cursing under my breath. As I came to my senses I realized that the screams, which were emanating from outside the barracks building, were actually parts of somewhat coherent speech, and what I heard turned my blood cold. “ZOMBIES!!! RUN!!! ZOMBIES!!!” Out of instinct I snatched my cricket bat from under my pillow, quickly pulled some pants on over my polka-dot boxers,and ran for the door. But as I ran, I remembered that zombies don’t actually exist, except for in fictional movies, and the minds of immature, delusional people. I thought to myself, “Who could possibly believe that zombies could actually exist? People who believe in something as ridiculous as zombies probably believe in something like the idea that the romantic fantasies of the movie and book series “Twilight” could actually exist too… Man, I feel sorry for those poor ignorant souls.” And when I arrived at the door I saw that my friends had merely made some extremely crude mannequins out of saran-wrap and tape, and several people actually thought they looked like zombies and were freaking out,as my friends rolled on the ground in laughter. Ironically, the second I arrived shirtless in the open doorway, my hair flowing in the wind, the screams of terror turned to screams of delight.
Taylor Holter
Hockey as the state sport of Montana is not a verygood idea. It is a sport where six people get padded up just to go skate around on ice, knocking each other over, just to get puck into a net. Hockey is believed to be evolved from British field sports, so we should let the people keep it. It is also often affiliated with Canada, so we shouldn’t try and steal it from them.
The fights in hockey are sometimes cool and fun to watch, but that still doesn’t mean we should steal it.Plus volleyball is the best sport ever!Changing the State Sport
3.Response to zombie bills
Ben Adams
There is a very interesting outbreak of a certain type of legislature this year. There are several bills concerning zombies, which is a strange thing for legislation to be written concerning. Why would people write laws about zombies because there is no reason to write legislature about controlling an outbreak that will never happen?Once tissues and organs die, they don’t come back. Also, zombies DON’T EXIST…at all. These bills are an extraordinary waste of state funds. Why waste time and money preparing for something of fairytale?
1.Opinion on Zombie Bills
This year I have noticed an influx of zombie related bills, which I have found to be rather ridiculous. It seems as though people these days are spending too much time playing video games such as “Left 4 Dead” and “Nazi Zombies”. Instead we should be out doing something active, so in the highly improbably event of a zombie attack we are fit enough to fight. The last thing this country needs in another excuse to play video games.
Jason Rogers
Cloned Monkeys
I have a dream, that people can one day live in peace, knowing that they are guarded by a super race of cloned monkeys. These monkey beasts will be trained to do the dirty deeds of war. Funding for our super race of cloned monkeys will come from a large increase in taxes and also from the general fund. By having this fundamental increase in scientific research in the state of Montana, we can continue to prosper in this American economy.With the help and the funding from the American people we can turn this dream into a reality. And make life much more enjoyable and comfortable far the people.
Emmett Wester
This morning I awoke to vicious, blood-curdling screams. I bolted to an upright position in my bed, smashing my head into the bunk above me. At this point, I was extremely disoriented, and rolled out of bed, cursing under my breath. As I came to my senses I realized that the screams, which were emanating from outside the barracks building, were actually parts of somewhat coherent speech, and what I heard turned my blood cold. “ZOMBIES!!! RUN!!! ZOMBIES!!!” Out of instinct I snatched my cricket bat from under my pillow, quickly pulled some pants on over my polka-dot boxers,and ran for the door. But as I ran, I remembered that zombies don’t actually exist, except for in fictional movies, and the minds of immature, delusional people. I thought to myself, “Who could possibly believe that zombies could actually exist? People who believe in something as ridiculous as zombies probably believe in something like the idea that the romantic fantasies of the movie and book series “Twilight” could actually exist too… Man, I feel sorry for those poor ignorant souls.” And when I arrived at the door I saw that my friends had merely made some extremely crude mannequins out of saran-wrap and tape, and several people actually thought they looked like zombies and were freaking out,as my friends rolled on the ground in laughter. Ironically, the second I arrived shirtless in the open doorway, my hair flowing in the wind, the screams of terror turned to screams of delight.
Taylor Holter
Hockey as the state sport of Montana is not a verygood idea. It is a sport where six people get padded up just to go skate around on ice, knocking each other over, just to get puck into a net. Hockey is believed to be evolved from British field sports, so we should let the people keep it. It is also often affiliated with Canada, so we shouldn’t try and steal it from them.
The fights in hockey are sometimes cool and fun to watch, but that still doesn’t mean we should steal it.Plus volleyball is the best sport ever!Changing the State Sport
3.Response to zombie bills
Ben Adams
There is a very interesting outbreak of a certain type of legislature this year. There are several bills concerning zombies, which is a strange thing for legislation to be written concerning. Why would people write laws about zombies because there is no reason to write legislature about controlling an outbreak that will never happen?Once tissues and organs die, they don’t come back. Also, zombies DON’T EXIST…at all. These bills are an extraordinary waste of state funds. Why waste time and money preparing for something of fairytale?
1.Opinion on Zombie Bills
This year I have noticed an influx of zombie related bills, which I have found to be rather ridiculous. It seems as though people these days are spending too much time playing video games such as “Left 4 Dead” and “Nazi Zombies”. Instead we should be out doing something active, so in the highly improbably event of a zombie attack we are fit enough to fight. The last thing this country needs in another excuse to play video games.
Jason Rogers
Cloned Monkeys
I have a dream, that people can one day live in peace, knowing that they are guarded by a super race of cloned monkeys. These monkey beasts will be trained to do the dirty deeds of war. Funding for our super race of cloned monkeys will come from a large increase in taxes and also from the general fund. By having this fundamental increase in scientific research in the state of Montana, we can continue to prosper in this American economy.With the help and the funding from the American people we can turn this dream into a reality. And make life much more enjoyable and comfortable far the people.
Meeting New People by McKenzie Versland
Bills are not the only things being formed here at Youth Leg. Apparently, Helena is the place to be when seeking new friends, partners, or just people to add to your contact list. Here at the Capital, the atmosphere is electrifying! Everyone is crazy nice and super duper energetic. It is impossible to be antisocial. The capitol, with its dreamy pillars and majestic staircases,is an ideal setting for a relationship to bloom. Also,being out of school makes people ecstatic. Although many people are weary when it comes to long-term relationships, there will always be four days the following year to look forward to. Don’t be shy and spread the word! The more people the better.
About Cyle Kokot by Shannon Steinmets
Cycle Keith Kokot. What comes to mind when you hear this boy’s name? Some may think that they don’t know who that is. Others may remember two years ago when he presented his speech at the Banquet. It was nothing short of entertaining, yet a squeak here and there caused the crowd to burst into tears; tears of joy, that is. Then there was last year. Although his speech was better prepared than the year before, he still came up short to win the votes. So if you see him walking around, go give him a swell pat on the back. Maybe even talk to him a bit.He is pretty funny and without him, Youth Leg. would just simply not be the same.
Reforming School Boards by Austin Smith
The Montana School Boards Association
(MTSBA) defines its core purpose to be that of “maximizing the potential of every childthrough school board leadership.”To that end, school boards acrossthe state of Montana seek to raisestudents to their apex of achievement.Unfortunately, school boardsoften become estranged from their students and, although they may have the best of intentions in mind,their efforts fall short of realizing maximum student potential.
Senate bill 128 effectively combats this inconsistency by allowing two high school seniors a year to serve for a term of one year on their school board. The bill specifies that the two representatives,who are elected by their classmates, must have a cumulative GPA of 3.5 and “be in good standing with his or her high school.”This ensures that competent seniors are elected to the school board;individuals who can represent theconcerns and wishes of their student body without hampering the legitimacy of the school board.
I support S-128 because it brings students into direct contact with the entity that controls their school. More importantly, and certainly imperative to reaching a student’s full potential, is the fact that this bill would help prepare students for life “in the real world”,while concurrently furthering the credo that participation in government is an absolute necessity.
(MTSBA) defines its core purpose to be that of “maximizing the potential of every childthrough school board leadership.”To that end, school boards acrossthe state of Montana seek to raisestudents to their apex of achievement.Unfortunately, school boardsoften become estranged from their students and, although they may have the best of intentions in mind,their efforts fall short of realizing maximum student potential.
Senate bill 128 effectively combats this inconsistency by allowing two high school seniors a year to serve for a term of one year on their school board. The bill specifies that the two representatives,who are elected by their classmates, must have a cumulative GPA of 3.5 and “be in good standing with his or her high school.”This ensures that competent seniors are elected to the school board;individuals who can represent theconcerns and wishes of their student body without hampering the legitimacy of the school board.
I support S-128 because it brings students into direct contact with the entity that controls their school. More importantly, and certainly imperative to reaching a student’s full potential, is the fact that this bill would help prepare students for life “in the real world”,while concurrently furthering the credo that participation in government is an absolute necessity.
Overview Of Lobbying by Rachel Abeh
As a lobbyist in this year’s session the main focus has been to put an emphasis on what matters. Things like helping the impoverished and real-estate challenged of Montana by cutting down the canine and feline population, while supporting themselves. I am of course referring to Senator Mc All-star’s bill. Along with welfare of hobos many of the bills in this session have been quite unique and controversial. I urge you all to examine each option. I also see that many of the bills are a good idea but could use some further amending.
Lobbyist Papers
Running Naked
Nathaniel Loomis
As I sit in the committee, one bill has struck me as the most compelling and interesting, a bill that affects every person today here in Montana. That bill is the Naked Day Bill, where August22 allows a person to legally strip down to the good old birthday suit. This one bill, this one day, can change a person’s life with the freedom of nakedness. Too long has man been confined to the restraints of clothing. Too long have we been forced to clothe our inner self. How much longer will man be hid that is beautiful skin? So lose the shirt, lose the pants, and be free. Be free from the slavery of clothing for one day and support this bill.
My name is Taylor Staudenmeyer and I am a big livestock producer.
My family has been in the livestock producing industry for many generations. When you come about wolves, people think, “wow,they are such beautiful animals.” They don’t understand what wolves do to the livestock industry and sheep industry and also even businesses. So on people’s private properties, we should have the right to kill them when stepping on our land and even going through your animals. A lot of people say that wolves weren’t planted in Montana and they were. Wolves left and then were planted back in Montana. What I am trying to say is we should be able to kill them on our private property and ranchers getting back more than half of their money when livestock is killed.
Wolf Management
Nathaniel Loomis
4.Response to zombie bills
I strongly oppose the Zombie Shelter Bill as a lobbyist. As a representative of the people of Montana, the thought this bill is displaying, that zombies are a real threat is extremely wasteful and irresponsible. Using state
funds to educate and protect the people from a ‘zombie threat’ is a huge waste as zombies DON’T EXIST. The state of Montana should be funding more realistic. I mean, just think about it. Zombies are beings that return from the dead. Is that realistic? I think not.Chandler Jensen-Cody
5.Response to zombie bills
As a lobbyist and representative of the people, I hate zombies. Every bill related to this folktale does not make sense and should not be passed. Zombies do not exist. Whoever is creating these bills should not be allowed here again. The only reason these bills are getting passed is because everyone wants to see how funny it would be on the house/senate floor. It does not make sense. Why would anyone want to lose all their friends and destroy their future at the same time? Maybe someone should tell him what is truly going on.
Jonathan Harich
6.Response to zombie bills
During the Youth and Government program I have seen many bills pass and even more fail. However, one bill stood out in my mind: the zombie bills. I personally feel that those bills are grossly inappropriate and have brought disgrace to this great program. These authors think they are being funny and witty. However, I and the other people who take this program seriously do not appreciate their tomfoolery. Furthermore, one lobbyist Alluvial created a diagram that is highly offensive to me and my delegation because this dastardly lobbyist posted name tag on his zombie saying this poorly made zombie was from the great city of Livingston. In conclusion,these hooligans have greatly angered the Livingston delegation.
Nathaniel Loomis
As I sit in the committee, one bill has struck me as the most compelling and interesting, a bill that affects every person today here in Montana. That bill is the Naked Day Bill, where August22 allows a person to legally strip down to the good old birthday suit. This one bill, this one day, can change a person’s life with the freedom of nakedness. Too long has man been confined to the restraints of clothing. Too long have we been forced to clothe our inner self. How much longer will man be hid that is beautiful skin? So lose the shirt, lose the pants, and be free. Be free from the slavery of clothing for one day and support this bill.
My name is Taylor Staudenmeyer and I am a big livestock producer.
My family has been in the livestock producing industry for many generations. When you come about wolves, people think, “wow,they are such beautiful animals.” They don’t understand what wolves do to the livestock industry and sheep industry and also even businesses. So on people’s private properties, we should have the right to kill them when stepping on our land and even going through your animals. A lot of people say that wolves weren’t planted in Montana and they were. Wolves left and then were planted back in Montana. What I am trying to say is we should be able to kill them on our private property and ranchers getting back more than half of their money when livestock is killed.
Wolf Management
Nathaniel Loomis
4.Response to zombie bills
I strongly oppose the Zombie Shelter Bill as a lobbyist. As a representative of the people of Montana, the thought this bill is displaying, that zombies are a real threat is extremely wasteful and irresponsible. Using state
funds to educate and protect the people from a ‘zombie threat’ is a huge waste as zombies DON’T EXIST. The state of Montana should be funding more realistic. I mean, just think about it. Zombies are beings that return from the dead. Is that realistic? I think not.Chandler Jensen-Cody
5.Response to zombie bills
As a lobbyist and representative of the people, I hate zombies. Every bill related to this folktale does not make sense and should not be passed. Zombies do not exist. Whoever is creating these bills should not be allowed here again. The only reason these bills are getting passed is because everyone wants to see how funny it would be on the house/senate floor. It does not make sense. Why would anyone want to lose all their friends and destroy their future at the same time? Maybe someone should tell him what is truly going on.
Jonathan Harich
6.Response to zombie bills
During the Youth and Government program I have seen many bills pass and even more fail. However, one bill stood out in my mind: the zombie bills. I personally feel that those bills are grossly inappropriate and have brought disgrace to this great program. These authors think they are being funny and witty. However, I and the other people who take this program seriously do not appreciate their tomfoolery. Furthermore, one lobbyist Alluvial created a diagram that is highly offensive to me and my delegation because this dastardly lobbyist posted name tag on his zombie saying this poorly made zombie was from the great city of Livingston. In conclusion,these hooligans have greatly angered the Livingston delegation.
the spotlight is on the freshman By: Emma Reinhart & Liisa Keskinen
The Court room can be a frightening place, what with the seven justices staring down at you and asking opposing questions, it is especially scary for two freshman. But one pair of attorneys seems almost in their element among the fuchsia chairs, uber-soft deep blue carpet, and sky-blue lighted ceiling. Forrest Reinhart and Anna Reid make up this cool, confident (sometimes) duo. I say sometimes because when asked if they have felt lost or overwhelmed Anna answered yes, and added “and scared and disoriented” with a laugh. Forrest simply, and jokingly, said, “Huh?”. But both have researched their case extensively and are doing well so far.
They both agree with their case, but concede that they might be biased. They are debating the case about the Solitudes vs. the Hunters, for the side against the use of the road on the Solitudes’ land. They chose to be attorneys because Forrest didn’t want to be in the 1st year house—and thus a page— and Anna thought she’d be good at it. Anna prefers the justices’ seats, but Forrest disagrees. But they are together in that both are much better than the Senate or House chairs, “because they’re pink.”
They both like being judges more since there’s less work and they get to wear the robes. They thought other uses for the robes could be dance parties, Batman impostors, a Lady Gaga costume, going to Hogwarts, going for a Montana morning jog, and many more! Anna said she could improve the robes by making them “shoot sparks and light up” and Forrest would add sequins if he could.
Forrest is abound with random, weird talents. The strange skills he could think of were juggling, standing on his head, doing the wave with his eyebrows, and moving his eyes independently. Anna can stand on her head, too, she added. Anna is running for Chief Justice, and when asked where the slogan “The Ginger Chuck Norris” came from, she chuckled and admitted, “Not from me. I don’t even remember
where it came from!”
Can you picture these two as lawyers in ten years? Maybe, you never know. But for now, keep an eye out for them in future sessions of Youth in Government. They might just take this place by storm.
They both agree with their case, but concede that they might be biased. They are debating the case about the Solitudes vs. the Hunters, for the side against the use of the road on the Solitudes’ land. They chose to be attorneys because Forrest didn’t want to be in the 1st year house—and thus a page— and Anna thought she’d be good at it. Anna prefers the justices’ seats, but Forrest disagrees. But they are together in that both are much better than the Senate or House chairs, “because they’re pink.”
They both like being judges more since there’s less work and they get to wear the robes. They thought other uses for the robes could be dance parties, Batman impostors, a Lady Gaga costume, going to Hogwarts, going for a Montana morning jog, and many more! Anna said she could improve the robes by making them “shoot sparks and light up” and Forrest would add sequins if he could.
Forrest is abound with random, weird talents. The strange skills he could think of were juggling, standing on his head, doing the wave with his eyebrows, and moving his eyes independently. Anna can stand on her head, too, she added. Anna is running for Chief Justice, and when asked where the slogan “The Ginger Chuck Norris” came from, she chuckled and admitted, “Not from me. I don’t even remember
where it came from!”
Can you picture these two as lawyers in ten years? Maybe, you never know. But for now, keep an eye out for them in future sessions of Youth in Government. They might just take this place by storm.
Candidate Quotes
“I think I’d fi t in the position best because I’m a perfectionist. I don’t mind doing paperwork all day. For Secretary of State you need someone who’s organized and who will run a completely fair election. Vote Vandersnick!” ~Tory Vandersnick,
for Secretary of State
Kaitlyn Okrusch
“I think I would be a good Secretary of State because I am pretty organized and I like to help out. I, unlike most people, like doing paper work! I think holding a position would be a really good experience.”
“Vote for me and I will sprinkle the good ol’ Nickerboker glory across the Youth and Government Program”
--- John Nickerson
Devon Compton
“Glad to pass- I hope to deliver balance between being serious and having fun if elected as Speaker of the House.”
“We may be the underdogs but we have strong conviction and hopefully firm beliefs that align with the people here. We are self-reliant, hardworking and like everyone else here, we are winners”
--- Eric Vonn and Edward Johnson
“Tim and Tyler— we are ‘TNT’—ready to make an explosive impact on this organization.”
~Timothy Denty & Tyler Degraaf, for Governor and Lt. Governor
for Secretary of State
Kaitlyn Okrusch
“I think I would be a good Secretary of State because I am pretty organized and I like to help out. I, unlike most people, like doing paper work! I think holding a position would be a really good experience.”
“Vote for me and I will sprinkle the good ol’ Nickerboker glory across the Youth and Government Program”
--- John Nickerson
Devon Compton
“Glad to pass- I hope to deliver balance between being serious and having fun if elected as Speaker of the House.”
“We may be the underdogs but we have strong conviction and hopefully firm beliefs that align with the people here. We are self-reliant, hardworking and like everyone else here, we are winners”
--- Eric Vonn and Edward Johnson
“Tim and Tyler— we are ‘TNT’—ready to make an explosive impact on this organization.”
~Timothy Denty & Tyler Degraaf, for Governor and Lt. Governor
Anonymous Letter Of Corruption In The House
Corruption and conspiracy has arisen in the House Chambers. Terry McAllister, current Speaker of the House, is using favoritism to pull the strings of the puppet passing and failing bills.
Political neutrality was not upheld when discontent arose when Representative Downey was requested to leave for being disruptive. Representative Rosales asked for his removal, but was brutally denied even though he was well within his rights. Not only this but through his appointed power, McAllister has chosen certain speakers over others to
sway the debate of a bill in his chosen direction. This instance of corruption should not be overlooked and the people must take a stand; we must end this!
EDITORS NOTE - People kicked out of offi ce: Ryan Downey and Tony Rosales (both were kicked out
for a verbal diagreemennt), Terry McAllister had no response
Political neutrality was not upheld when discontent arose when Representative Downey was requested to leave for being disruptive. Representative Rosales asked for his removal, but was brutally denied even though he was well within his rights. Not only this but through his appointed power, McAllister has chosen certain speakers over others to
sway the debate of a bill in his chosen direction. This instance of corruption should not be overlooked and the people must take a stand; we must end this!
EDITORS NOTE - People kicked out of offi ce: Ryan Downey and Tony Rosales (both were kicked out
for a verbal diagreemennt), Terry McAllister had no response
Horoscopes
April 14, 2010
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)
Lady Gaga is everyone’s hero; your job for today is to imitate Gaga in anyway possible: sing her song,dress like her or even do your makeup like her. Boys you also have to participate!
Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21)
Fur is your best friend! So if you find anything furry put it on. If you find a cute dog wear him around your neck, he’ll struggle at first but will soon stop resisting and start to lick your face. Guarantee you’ll get feedback on your new look.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Oh gee your future is not looking so bright. To save yourself you will need to roll down the nearest hill you can find. Be careful though, there might be statue in the way or dog poo. You have been warned.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
This is strictly for the guys. To attract the opposite sex today you will need Elmer’s spray glue and a cup of glitter. Spray your entire upper body with the glue then sprinkle the glitter so that ever part of your upper body is covered with magnificence. You will shine like Edward and girls will automatically be attracted you.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 23)
Leos this is your mission: Elect Lady Gaga to be the queen to of the great state of Montana! Don’t fail the stars Leos; it is her destiny!
Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 22)
Beware of anything red! It represents the devil and for you today, it’s the color of evil! You will be cursed for exactly 2 months, 4 days, 2 hours and 4 minutes if you touch anything red (even hair). Sorry gingers.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 23)
If you have a tie on today rip it off! Your ties are toxic and they will choke the life out of you if you do not take immediate action. The stars do not want you to die!!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov.22)
I hope you have a lint roller because the stars suggest that you will need it continuously through out the day. The stars also say to bring room 101 pudding, chocolate pudding.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
The zombies will attack soon; you must train as soon as possible to battle the undead. In the word of Yoda “This battle, you must win.”
Capricorn (Dec.22 – Jan 19)
Find a rainbow and chase it. At the end you will not find a pot of gold but a huge pot of jellybeans! Be sure to share with room 101.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Gingers do have souls! It is your obligation today to get the word out. The stars do not care how you do it; just do it. Yell it from the banister, stand on top of a statue and scream it (not suggested), or make posters! Just make sure that everybody knows ginger do in fact have souls!
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)
Luck is not on your side today. I wish the stars would suggest something outrageous for you to do just so I can be entertained, but alas I have nothing. Endure the hardship for today, tomorrow will be better....…hopefully.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)
Lady Gaga is everyone’s hero; your job for today is to imitate Gaga in anyway possible: sing her song,dress like her or even do your makeup like her. Boys you also have to participate!
Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21)
Fur is your best friend! So if you find anything furry put it on. If you find a cute dog wear him around your neck, he’ll struggle at first but will soon stop resisting and start to lick your face. Guarantee you’ll get feedback on your new look.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Oh gee your future is not looking so bright. To save yourself you will need to roll down the nearest hill you can find. Be careful though, there might be statue in the way or dog poo. You have been warned.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
This is strictly for the guys. To attract the opposite sex today you will need Elmer’s spray glue and a cup of glitter. Spray your entire upper body with the glue then sprinkle the glitter so that ever part of your upper body is covered with magnificence. You will shine like Edward and girls will automatically be attracted you.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 23)
Leos this is your mission: Elect Lady Gaga to be the queen to of the great state of Montana! Don’t fail the stars Leos; it is her destiny!
Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 22)
Beware of anything red! It represents the devil and for you today, it’s the color of evil! You will be cursed for exactly 2 months, 4 days, 2 hours and 4 minutes if you touch anything red (even hair). Sorry gingers.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 23)
If you have a tie on today rip it off! Your ties are toxic and they will choke the life out of you if you do not take immediate action. The stars do not want you to die!!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov.22)
I hope you have a lint roller because the stars suggest that you will need it continuously through out the day. The stars also say to bring room 101 pudding, chocolate pudding.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
The zombies will attack soon; you must train as soon as possible to battle the undead. In the word of Yoda “This battle, you must win.”
Capricorn (Dec.22 – Jan 19)
Find a rainbow and chase it. At the end you will not find a pot of gold but a huge pot of jellybeans! Be sure to share with room 101.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Gingers do have souls! It is your obligation today to get the word out. The stars do not care how you do it; just do it. Yell it from the banister, stand on top of a statue and scream it (not suggested), or make posters! Just make sure that everybody knows ginger do in fact have souls!
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)
Luck is not on your side today. I wish the stars would suggest something outrageous for you to do just so I can be entertained, but alas I have nothing. Endure the hardship for today, tomorrow will be better....…hopefully.
Silly Bills
Bill 403 Pg. 249- “An Act to Prohibit People That Do Not Have Blonde Hair To Participate In Blonde Jokes”
Charity Elizabeth Ratliff
Hardin
This bill outlaws any person who is not blonde to engage in blonde jokes. It will be enforced by local law offi cials and in schools by administrative staff. The funding for this bill will come from taxing brunettes. Way to go for blonde empowerment.
Bill 142 Pg. 105 – “An Act to Establish a Disaster Education and Advertisement Program”
Samuel Vaill
Miles City
A program will be designed to teach adults how to defend themselves against zombies if this bill is passed. The program will charge a $150 fee for participation beginning August 1st after passage.
Bill 145 Pg. 108- “An Act to Require Montana Lawto Develop and Implement Extensive Disaster Training Program”
Cody Cavil
Miles City
The Extensive Disaster Training Program is designed to equip Montana State employees with skills in “treating injuries, exterminating the Spontaneous Corpse Reanimate Cataclysmvirus, and removing carriers of the virus safely and effectively.” This training program will help protect the state from any future zombie related disas ters.
Bill 279 Pg. 210- “An Act to Create Zombie Attack Shelters”
Rollie Goodman
Bozeman High School
Bill 279 states that “Zombie attack shelters will be built and maintained in every city…” How helpful would that be? In case of Zombie attacks we will have shelters to hide out in until the attack is over. These shelters will be stocked with food and water that will last up to six months and each will be provided with a power generator. In case of a long zombie takeover the shelters will have a secure indoor or outdoor gardening facility. The shelter will also be able to communicate
with one another. Between zombie attacks the shelters will be regularly checked and updated. Construction of these shelters will begin immediately after passage.
Charity Elizabeth Ratliff
Hardin
This bill outlaws any person who is not blonde to engage in blonde jokes. It will be enforced by local law offi cials and in schools by administrative staff. The funding for this bill will come from taxing brunettes. Way to go for blonde empowerment.
Bill 142 Pg. 105 – “An Act to Establish a Disaster Education and Advertisement Program”
Samuel Vaill
Miles City
A program will be designed to teach adults how to defend themselves against zombies if this bill is passed. The program will charge a $150 fee for participation beginning August 1st after passage.
Bill 145 Pg. 108- “An Act to Require Montana Lawto Develop and Implement Extensive Disaster Training Program”
Cody Cavil
Miles City
The Extensive Disaster Training Program is designed to equip Montana State employees with skills in “treating injuries, exterminating the Spontaneous Corpse Reanimate Cataclysmvirus, and removing carriers of the virus safely and effectively.” This training program will help protect the state from any future zombie related disas ters.
Bill 279 Pg. 210- “An Act to Create Zombie Attack Shelters”
Rollie Goodman
Bozeman High School
Bill 279 states that “Zombie attack shelters will be built and maintained in every city…” How helpful would that be? In case of Zombie attacks we will have shelters to hide out in until the attack is over. These shelters will be stocked with food and water that will last up to six months and each will be provided with a power generator. In case of a long zombie takeover the shelters will have a secure indoor or outdoor gardening facility. The shelter will also be able to communicate
with one another. Between zombie attacks the shelters will be regularly checked and updated. Construction of these shelters will begin immediately after passage.
CAPITOL 411
Volume 1, Issue 2 12 April 2010
John Nickerson
Staff Writer
The 2010
Youth and Government was kicked off with an inspirational speech by Governor Brian Schweitzer. He talked about Montana’s financial future and the potential of alternative fuels in our enriched state that stands unharvested of its natural resources. It was great to hear about the security our state will obtain from coal, bakken shale, camellia and of course wind energy. Schweitzer made it apparent that with the help of these alternative energies, Montana will be ever prosperous in the coming years which, without a doubt, brought hope to our ever troubled generation. There wasn’t possibly a better way to start this year’s program then with such a hopeful outlook on the future of this state. May this be the start to yet another great year of the YMCA Youth in Government program.
STAFF
Editor-In-Chief - Alex Schwier
Reporters- Mimi Lunde, Katelynn Morrison, Emily
Rockafellow, Emma Reinhart, Liisa Keskinen, Cheyenne
Oliver Darby, John Nickerson, Destiny Haines, Krista
Stona, Ren B. Rope, Randi Lewis
A LOOK INSIDE:
Photo Poll - p.3
Single’s Ads!- p.4
Silly Bills - p.5
Horoscopes- p.7
AND MORE!
Secretaries And Clerks: Unnoticed And Unappreciated?
Cheyenne Oliver
Everyone knows the big names, but who really does the nitty gritty work? It’s the secretaries and clerks of the world—They are responsible for all the work that goes on behind the scenes, and they keep the appearance smooth. But, for all that work, what do they get? Their names aren’t recognized, they aren’t given public ‘thanks’, and no one really wants to admit that these people are the ones who really hold the reins. It is time that some acknowledgment goes to these hard workers. Because, while the governor is out shaking hands and smiling, the clerk is organizing bills and fi ling papers. So, next time you see a secretary working hard long after everyone has left, smile, and say “thanks!”
Everyone knows the big names, but who really does the nitty gritty work? It’s the secretaries and clerks of the world—They are responsible for all the work that goes on behind the scenes, and they keep the appearance smooth. But, for all that work, what do they get? Their names aren’t recognized, they aren’t given public ‘thanks’, and no one really wants to admit that these people are the ones who really hold the reins. It is time that some acknowledgment goes to these hard workers. Because, while the governor is out shaking hands and smiling, the clerk is organizing bills and fi ling papers. So, next time you see a secretary working hard long after everyone has left, smile, and say “thanks!”
TIMOTHY DENTY and TYLER DEGRAAPH
GOVERNOR AND
LT. GOVERNOR
Timothy Denty
Q: What do you think about the Bill making it harder to get an RV
license?
A: It shouldn’t be harder because there aren’t many people driving RVs
and there should be more people about there driving them and going
on vacation.
Q: How do you feel about your running partner?
A: He is a good strong leader and a good choice.
Q: What would you dof you were stranded with the cast of Jersey
Shore?
A: I would just go with the flow I guess.
Tyler Degraaph
Q: How do you feel about the idea of banning electric cars in MT?
A: Electric cars should be used and it would be a good idea to use
more solar power in MT too.
Q: Are you and your running partner good friends?
A: A little he was a page last year and he needed a running partner and I was on the fence already so I decided to help out.
Q: What do you think is a good name for a snail?
A: Ferdinand Magellan
Photo Poll
Do you think that Bill 317 is an
invasion of student privacy?
(an act to get kids off drugs
before it is too late)
Sam Zetler
“Yes, it feels like it is a gross
invasion of my rights.”
Cyle Kokot
“No, it would be good for the
school plus if the parents give
permission then why not?”
Quinn Short
“...Yes”
invasion of student privacy?
(an act to get kids off drugs
before it is too late)
Sam Zetler
“Yes, it feels like it is a gross
invasion of my rights.”
Cyle Kokot
“No, it would be good for the
school plus if the parents give
permission then why not?”
Quinn Short
“...Yes”
Meet The Press!
The process has begun! Bills are being discussed and (hopefully) on their way to the Senate/House floor, but behind the scenes reporters are hard at work digging to fi nd the overlooked news of the week. Single’s Ads., Opinion Polls and coverage of bills portray all aspects of what’s going on with those involved in the law-making process, but what about the reporters? Hopefully you will learn something about us through our favorite quotes!
---- Alex Schwier, Editor-In-Chief
LIISA KESKINEN
“I can speak Finnish!!”
EMMA REINHART
“Well behaved women never
make history”
---Eleanor Roosevelt
EMILY ROCKAFELLOW
“The fl ower that blooms out of adverstiy
is the most rare and beautiful
of all!
---Mulan
“JOHN NICKERSON
“God created man before woman, but
then again you always make a ough
draft before creating a masterpiece”
KATELYNN MORRISON ---Anonymous
“My puppy and I make a
great team for cuddling!”
MIMI LUNDE
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
-- Abraham Lincoln
RANDI LEWIS
“Don’t Lose Hope”
REN B. ROPE
“Littering is a criminal
crime!”
CHEYENNE OLIVER DARBY
“Life is a highway but I can’t fi nd
my keys.”
--- Seth Gorbett
DESTINY HAINES
“To be a practical dreamer,
backed by action.”
--- Bruce Lee
KRISTA STONE
“Love is not what makes the
world go ‘round, it’s what
makes the ride worthwhile.”
---Jeremy Cisrey
---- Alex Schwier, Editor-In-Chief
LIISA KESKINEN
“I can speak Finnish!!”
EMMA REINHART
“Well behaved women never
make history”
---Eleanor Roosevelt
EMILY ROCKAFELLOW
“The fl ower that blooms out of adverstiy
is the most rare and beautiful
of all!
---Mulan
“JOHN NICKERSON
“God created man before woman, but
then again you always make a ough
draft before creating a masterpiece”
KATELYNN MORRISON ---Anonymous
“My puppy and I make a
great team for cuddling!”
MIMI LUNDE
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
-- Abraham Lincoln
RANDI LEWIS
“Don’t Lose Hope”
REN B. ROPE
“Littering is a criminal
crime!”
CHEYENNE OLIVER DARBY
“Life is a highway but I can’t fi nd
my keys.”
--- Seth Gorbett
DESTINY HAINES
“To be a practical dreamer,
backed by action.”
--- Bruce Lee
KRISTA STONE
“Love is not what makes the
world go ‘round, it’s what
makes the ride worthwhile.”
---Jeremy Cisrey
Don't know where to take your new love? Here's some ideas!
By: Mimi Lunde
There are a number of things to do while in Helena. A popular tourist attraction is Montana’s State Capitol campus. Guided tours are available as well as self-guided tour booklets. Or, if you’re more in the mood to sit back and relax, you can experience Helena’s colorful past and its present on the Last Chance Tour Train. It will take you on a trip around the capitol area and past a number of other Helena highlights. Or maybe you’re in an artsy mood…you can check out the Archie Bray Foundation for the Ceramic Arts. It’s a worldknown artist residence program, and visitors can check out the foundation’s grounds, artist studios, old kilns, and galleries on a self-guided tour.
There are a number of things to do while in Helena. A popular tourist attraction is Montana’s State Capitol campus. Guided tours are available as well as self-guided tour booklets. Or, if you’re more in the mood to sit back and relax, you can experience Helena’s colorful past and its present on the Last Chance Tour Train. It will take you on a trip around the capitol area and past a number of other Helena highlights. Or maybe you’re in an artsy mood…you can check out the Archie Bray Foundation for the Ceramic Arts. It’s a worldknown artist residence program, and visitors can check out the foundation’s grounds, artist studios, old kilns, and galleries on a self-guided tour.
calling all singles!
Ivy T. and Hunter S.
These blonde hair blue eyed ladies are a 2
for 1 deal. They enjoy double bike rides,
and chewing double mint gum. Their ideal
dates would be buff, tall, clean, tan, and
handsome twins that smell delicious! The
twins must wear a tux everyday. “Smarts
not so much…a long as your good looking
your in!”
Sydney A. enjoys long walks
on the beach with a guy
sporting a mohawk, and
lots of piercings. She likes
the skater boys. If you really
want to charm her… have a
hidden sweetness but rough
appearance. Her weakness is
Tiger Lilies!
Cyle K. Hey ladies! Do you like funny
and outgoing guys? Cyle is
energetic, athletic, and very easy
to talk to! This fi ne bachelor
wants a girl with a sweet
personality and shares his love
for the movie Titanic. He is
unsure of his ideal date, but he
will sweep you off your feet with
his charismatic charm.
Lucas S.
Presenting, Prince Lucas!
Any of you ladies want to have some
royal fun? This high class prince was
born in Luxembourg and enjoys rock
climbing. He likes nice women “with
a little meat on their bones!” The
way to this prince’s heart is to pick
him up in a Prius Limousine and take
him dancing under the stars to the
music from the finest Disney artists.
There are a number of
things to do while in
Helena. A popular tourist
attraction is Montana’s
State Capitol campus.
Guided tours are available
as well as self-guided tour
booklets. Or, if you’re
more in the mood to sit
back and relax, you can
experience Helena’s colorful
past and its present
on the Last Chance Tour
Train. It will take you on
a trip around the capitol
area and past a number of
other Helena highlights.
Or maybe you’re in an
artsy mood…you can
check out the Archie Bray
Foundation for the Ceramic
Arts. It’s a worldknown
artist residence
program, and visitors can
check out the foundation’s
grounds, artist studios, old
kilns, and galleries on a
self-guided tour.
These blonde hair blue eyed ladies are a 2
for 1 deal. They enjoy double bike rides,
and chewing double mint gum. Their ideal
dates would be buff, tall, clean, tan, and
handsome twins that smell delicious! The
twins must wear a tux everyday. “Smarts
not so much…a long as your good looking
your in!”
Sydney A. enjoys long walks
on the beach with a guy
sporting a mohawk, and
lots of piercings. She likes
the skater boys. If you really
want to charm her… have a
hidden sweetness but rough
appearance. Her weakness is
Tiger Lilies!
Cyle K. Hey ladies! Do you like funny
and outgoing guys? Cyle is
energetic, athletic, and very easy
to talk to! This fi ne bachelor
wants a girl with a sweet
personality and shares his love
for the movie Titanic. He is
unsure of his ideal date, but he
will sweep you off your feet with
his charismatic charm.
Lucas S.
Presenting, Prince Lucas!
Any of you ladies want to have some
royal fun? This high class prince was
born in Luxembourg and enjoys rock
climbing. He likes nice women “with
a little meat on their bones!” The
way to this prince’s heart is to pick
him up in a Prius Limousine and take
him dancing under the stars to the
music from the finest Disney artists.
There are a number of
things to do while in
Helena. A popular tourist
attraction is Montana’s
State Capitol campus.
Guided tours are available
as well as self-guided tour
booklets. Or, if you’re
more in the mood to sit
back and relax, you can
experience Helena’s colorful
past and its present
on the Last Chance Tour
Train. It will take you on
a trip around the capitol
area and past a number of
other Helena highlights.
Or maybe you’re in an
artsy mood…you can
check out the Archie Bray
Foundation for the Ceramic
Arts. It’s a worldknown
artist residence
program, and visitors can
check out the foundation’s
grounds, artist studios, old
kilns, and galleries on a
self-guided tour.
5 SILLIEST BILLS
We see them every year, they make us giggle and we refer others to read them,
they’re the Silly Bills that no one takes seriously but are always fun to argue.
Here are fi ve silly Bills we’ve found entertaining in the Bill Book.
--- Ren Rope
1. Bill 150 Pg. 113- “Banning
Dihydrogen Monoxide from the State of Montana”
Hayden Peck Dillon SWYMCA
If you have taken or are currently enrolled in chemistry then you should know that dihydrogen monoxide is H2O which is water. This bill declares that water be banned from the State of Montana and that any possession, distribution, or use of water be a felony.
2. Bill 207 Pg. 133 – “Helping theHobos”
Terry McAllister and Tyler DeGraaf Gardiner
How can we help those less fortunate more than handing them crossbows? In Bill 207 “Helping the Hobos” it is suggested that each “Hobo” (“A person that has a yearly revenue less than $50 and does not own a home or vehicle”) own their crossbow to help hunt stray cats and dogs for food and clothing. Also within the bill each convenient store will be provided with a 10 gauge shotgun with 20 or more shells also known as a “Street Sweeper” to ward off “hobos.” Bill 207 will take effect by June 17 at 9:34 am.
3. Bill 208 Pg. 134 - “It’s Natural to Be Naked”
Mary McCarvel and Kaitlyn Okrusch Butte High School
This bill requires Montana citizens to participate in a “Statewide Nakey Day.” If passed, each Montana citizen will strip themselves of all garments; if refused to participate that individual will be stripped down and thrown into prison. Bill 208 will be put into effect August 22, 2010 if passed.
4. Bill 221 Pg. 148 –
“Fining the ‘Preps’…”
Tyler DeGraaf Gardiner
Bill 221 will charge a fine of $50 to individuals wearing brand names such as Aeropostale, Abercrombie and Fitch, Ed Hardy, Tap Out, American Eagle, and Hollister if can not prove legal residence in California. Also a 5% sales tax will be assessed in stores Old Navy and Buckle. The agency assessing these fi nes will be known as the Fashion Police.
5. Bill 278 Pg. 209- “Snuggies Are Just Robes Turned Backwards” Ciarra Dauenhauer Butte High School This bill outlaws the use of snuggies in all public and private venues. If an individual is caught wearing a snuggie that person will be charged a $5,000 fine and given 3 oversized blankets and a robe.
they’re the Silly Bills that no one takes seriously but are always fun to argue.
Here are fi ve silly Bills we’ve found entertaining in the Bill Book.
--- Ren Rope
1. Bill 150 Pg. 113- “Banning
Dihydrogen Monoxide from the State of Montana”
Hayden Peck Dillon SWYMCA
If you have taken or are currently enrolled in chemistry then you should know that dihydrogen monoxide is H2O which is water. This bill declares that water be banned from the State of Montana and that any possession, distribution, or use of water be a felony.
2. Bill 207 Pg. 133 – “Helping theHobos”
Terry McAllister and Tyler DeGraaf Gardiner
How can we help those less fortunate more than handing them crossbows? In Bill 207 “Helping the Hobos” it is suggested that each “Hobo” (“A person that has a yearly revenue less than $50 and does not own a home or vehicle”) own their crossbow to help hunt stray cats and dogs for food and clothing. Also within the bill each convenient store will be provided with a 10 gauge shotgun with 20 or more shells also known as a “Street Sweeper” to ward off “hobos.” Bill 207 will take effect by June 17 at 9:34 am.
3. Bill 208 Pg. 134 - “It’s Natural to Be Naked”
Mary McCarvel and Kaitlyn Okrusch Butte High School
This bill requires Montana citizens to participate in a “Statewide Nakey Day.” If passed, each Montana citizen will strip themselves of all garments; if refused to participate that individual will be stripped down and thrown into prison. Bill 208 will be put into effect August 22, 2010 if passed.
4. Bill 221 Pg. 148 –
“Fining the ‘Preps’…”
Tyler DeGraaf Gardiner
Bill 221 will charge a fine of $50 to individuals wearing brand names such as Aeropostale, Abercrombie and Fitch, Ed Hardy, Tap Out, American Eagle, and Hollister if can not prove legal residence in California. Also a 5% sales tax will be assessed in stores Old Navy and Buckle. The agency assessing these fi nes will be known as the Fashion Police.
5. Bill 278 Pg. 209- “Snuggies Are Just Robes Turned Backwards” Ciarra Dauenhauer Butte High School This bill outlaws the use of snuggies in all public and private venues. If an individual is caught wearing a snuggie that person will be charged a $5,000 fine and given 3 oversized blankets and a robe.
BEWARE OF ZOMBIES
Mimi Lunde
Senate bill #142 is by Samuel Viall and is about establishing a disaster education and advertising program. Section 1 states that “A program will be instituted in order to educate any willing adult citizen in the necessary fields of survival in the case of spontaneous corpse reanimation cataclysm, zombie apocalypse.” The sponsor of the bill, Cody Cavill, introduced the bill to the committee. “Education is the root of everything,” Cavill presented interesting points about the bill. As the author of the bill, Samuel Viall gave a very convincing speech for the committee to vote “do pass”. During discussion of the bill the committee members asked Cavill about the importance of the bill. He responded, “If people want to be prepared. It’s available to them.” The bill passed committee with a vote of 7-3. As sponsor, Levi Krutzfeldt introduced senate bill #143, which is an act to “implement exercises to enhance the ability of the Montana National Guard to protect Montana against an incursion of the undead.” Section 3 requires that all soldiers must play Xbox Call of Duty Zombies at least one hour per week in order to develop the correct mindset for zombie combat. He spoke about the signifi cance of the bill for human protection and awareness against zombies. “If passed, this bill will save thousands of human lives,” Krutzfeldt stated in his opening speech. As a proponent, Samuel Viall exclaimed that it is “necessary to prepare for this cataclysm/apocalypse that is coming.” During discussion of the bill the committee members asked about the soldiers only having the option of playing on an Xbox. Krutzfeldt responded that a PS3 or other gaming devices could be used as well, and that it could be a possible amendment to the bill. The committee made amendments to the bill, changing the gaming devices to Xbox and a PS3, and changing the training hours from 1 hour per week to 5, condensing both on the same line of the bill. Unfortunately, the bill failed committee with a vote of 3-6. Cody Cavill is the author of senate bill #145, which is an act to require Montana law to develop and implement extensive disaster training program (EDTP). The program is designed to equip Montana State employees with special training in specifi c and very important areas, and the program is designed to gradually become self-suffi cient. Although Cavill was not present for discussion on his bill, a volunteer spoke to the committee about the bill instead. As a proponent of the bill, Samuel Viall tried to persuade the committee to vote for the bill, “I will defend it till death!” During committee discussion, the members of the committee asked Viall how zombies could be killed most efficiently, and if the death would differ from human beings. Viall explained that death of zombies is completely different from humans. “Zombies have a completely different corpse that will react to actions much differently than humans, therefore the training is necessary.” The committee questioned the existence theory as a whole, and if the bill would ensure an appropriate approach to training. One member in particular was a very strong opponent to the bill. Unfortunately the bill failed committee with a vote of 4-5. Rollie Goodman is the author of senate bill #279. The bill is an act to create zombie attack shelters, which will be built and maintained in every city open to the public. The shelters will be stocked with supplies; each with its own generator and some may have extra features depending on certain factors. The shelters will be useful during zombie attacks and will provide shelter to the public for other reasons as well.
HOROSCOPES
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)
Your lucky color today is blue! Every time you see the color blue, turn around three times and yell,
“I love purple!” and knock on the nearest door to you. If you continue with this procedure through the day I
promise that by the end you will be the center of everybody’s attention and you’ll be all everyone will talk
about.
Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21)
Donuts are your only vice today. You will have an uncontrollable urge to devour every donut within
sight. The stars suggest that you stay away from room 101, which will be easy considering we’re hard to fi nd.
You will get lost if you try to pursue room 101.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Today is your day to grab all attention! To accomplish this, you will need a bathing suit, a tub of butter,
and your Bill Book. Do what you will with these items, the stars just say you need them.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Money is in your near future. In order to obtain your destiny go to the nearest McDonalds order 13
double cheeseburgers, 13 large fries and, 13 soft drinks, then take that to room 101. It is there where your
money awaits you.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 23)
You need a taco today. After a long hard day of doing what you do the stars predict that it is time to relax
with some fi ne Mexican food. Mmmm delicious!
Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 22)
You will have an undeniable craving to play guitar hero.To prevent this from consuming your life ride
the elevator up and down three times and reject three bills. The number three will save your life!
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 23)
Poseidon the Greek God of The Seas is out to get you! Avoid all water, especially toilet bowls, the entire
day! Don’t drink anything so you won’t need the bathroom. I’m not sure what you have done but he is angry
and looking to take revenge on all Libras; so beware!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov.22)
Scorpios are the wisest of all. Today use your intelligence to hunt down these spies that are tracking the
poor Pisces. They need you like Uncle Sam needs soldiers. Today is your day to be the hero, don’t fail the stars
Scorpios!
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
You’re a rock star deep within your soul! Today channel your inner rock star and start singing whatever
pops into your head, just belt it out at 4:36pm, 6:27pm, and 7:12pm. Do it at these suggested times in order to
obtain the best luck.
Capricorn (Dec.22 – Jan 19)
Bad luck is approaching you today, to avoid such luck try making barn animal noises each time you pass
by or through a door. This will save you from the evil leprechauns lurking beyond.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’re feeling feisty today, in order to let all those feelings out and let go of all frustration, try pulling
pranks on random people you don’t even know. It’ll make you feel better about the world and you don’t have to
ride home with your victims.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)
Be wary of the people around you. You never know who is working for the CIA or foreign spy agencies.
But don’t get paranoid, that’s exactly what they want from you! Stay calm, don’t lose control, and whatever you
do don’t tell them Montana’s biggest secret!
Your lucky color today is blue! Every time you see the color blue, turn around three times and yell,
“I love purple!” and knock on the nearest door to you. If you continue with this procedure through the day I
promise that by the end you will be the center of everybody’s attention and you’ll be all everyone will talk
about.
Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21)
Donuts are your only vice today. You will have an uncontrollable urge to devour every donut within
sight. The stars suggest that you stay away from room 101, which will be easy considering we’re hard to fi nd.
You will get lost if you try to pursue room 101.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Today is your day to grab all attention! To accomplish this, you will need a bathing suit, a tub of butter,
and your Bill Book. Do what you will with these items, the stars just say you need them.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Money is in your near future. In order to obtain your destiny go to the nearest McDonalds order 13
double cheeseburgers, 13 large fries and, 13 soft drinks, then take that to room 101. It is there where your
money awaits you.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 23)
You need a taco today. After a long hard day of doing what you do the stars predict that it is time to relax
with some fi ne Mexican food. Mmmm delicious!
Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 22)
You will have an undeniable craving to play guitar hero.To prevent this from consuming your life ride
the elevator up and down three times and reject three bills. The number three will save your life!
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 23)
Poseidon the Greek God of The Seas is out to get you! Avoid all water, especially toilet bowls, the entire
day! Don’t drink anything so you won’t need the bathroom. I’m not sure what you have done but he is angry
and looking to take revenge on all Libras; so beware!
Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov.22)
Scorpios are the wisest of all. Today use your intelligence to hunt down these spies that are tracking the
poor Pisces. They need you like Uncle Sam needs soldiers. Today is your day to be the hero, don’t fail the stars
Scorpios!
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
You’re a rock star deep within your soul! Today channel your inner rock star and start singing whatever
pops into your head, just belt it out at 4:36pm, 6:27pm, and 7:12pm. Do it at these suggested times in order to
obtain the best luck.
Capricorn (Dec.22 – Jan 19)
Bad luck is approaching you today, to avoid such luck try making barn animal noises each time you pass
by or through a door. This will save you from the evil leprechauns lurking beyond.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’re feeling feisty today, in order to let all those feelings out and let go of all frustration, try pulling
pranks on random people you don’t even know. It’ll make you feel better about the world and you don’t have to
ride home with your victims.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)
Be wary of the people around you. You never know who is working for the CIA or foreign spy agencies.
But don’t get paranoid, that’s exactly what they want from you! Stay calm, don’t lose control, and whatever you
do don’t tell them Montana’s biggest secret!
Bill Controversy
Article by Destiny Haines and Krista Stone
Bill 103 By: Erik Montague
Bill 103 is about allowing “Junk Food” in Montana Public Schools.
Edward Johnston said, “As a junk food opponent myself being brought up in a home were only health food was allowed, I am opposed to it. However, I myself enjoy “junk food” away from school and home and I see no reason why we can’t have it after school. There is sadly too many obese people in the U.S.A. This bill passed the committee and will be discussed on the Senate fl oor.
Bill 106 By: Dani Clark
Bill 106 is “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel.
Indiana Jones wears one.”
Andrea Cocergine said, “I believe that bill 106 “It’s not a man purse” is a bill that will take away men’s choice of wearing a satchel. Men should have the option of wearing the satchel. Also, if they don’t wear one, they will be fined every day.
Bill 133 By: Michael Bent
Bill 133 is on the “Teaching of Creationism in Public
Schools.” In the committee discussion, Michael Bent stated that his purpose for writing the bill was that “it would be fun to have people argue on the fl oor. That’s kind of the whole reason I brought it up.” While creationism is one of the plausible reasons that people have come into being, I personally hold a different view of creationism. I do not agree with this theory at all and did not care to see it pass. Others had their own opinions on the bill as well, both for and against. One person, whose name is not given, stated the he was “strongly opposed to it. Past legislation and Supreme Court cases have overturned this sort of legislation. Epperson v. Arkansas and the Scopes Monkey Trial have overturned this and the separation of Church and State idea has deemed it unlawful as well.” Others have stated that this bill does not pursue all points as it supports one side of science or theory. According to Daoning Zhou’s opinion, schools should “have to provide all sciences” when speakin of evolution and creation. Still others stated that there was no physical or tangible truth on creationism. Overall, there are very different opinions on this bill of Creationism being taught in public schools. This bill passed unanimously with seven yays and zero nays. It will be argued on the Senate floor.
Bill 103 By: Erik Montague
Bill 103 is about allowing “Junk Food” in Montana Public Schools.
Edward Johnston said, “As a junk food opponent myself being brought up in a home were only health food was allowed, I am opposed to it. However, I myself enjoy “junk food” away from school and home and I see no reason why we can’t have it after school. There is sadly too many obese people in the U.S.A. This bill passed the committee and will be discussed on the Senate fl oor.
Bill 106 By: Dani Clark
Bill 106 is “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel.
Indiana Jones wears one.”
Andrea Cocergine said, “I believe that bill 106 “It’s not a man purse” is a bill that will take away men’s choice of wearing a satchel. Men should have the option of wearing the satchel. Also, if they don’t wear one, they will be fined every day.
Bill 133 By: Michael Bent
Bill 133 is on the “Teaching of Creationism in Public
Schools.” In the committee discussion, Michael Bent stated that his purpose for writing the bill was that “it would be fun to have people argue on the fl oor. That’s kind of the whole reason I brought it up.” While creationism is one of the plausible reasons that people have come into being, I personally hold a different view of creationism. I do not agree with this theory at all and did not care to see it pass. Others had their own opinions on the bill as well, both for and against. One person, whose name is not given, stated the he was “strongly opposed to it. Past legislation and Supreme Court cases have overturned this sort of legislation. Epperson v. Arkansas and the Scopes Monkey Trial have overturned this and the separation of Church and State idea has deemed it unlawful as well.” Others have stated that this bill does not pursue all points as it supports one side of science or theory. According to Daoning Zhou’s opinion, schools should “have to provide all sciences” when speakin of evolution and creation. Still others stated that there was no physical or tangible truth on creationism. Overall, there are very different opinions on this bill of Creationism being taught in public schools. This bill passed unanimously with seven yays and zero nays. It will be argued on the Senate floor.
Testing the BIG Issue On the Youth
Bill Controversy
Emma Reinhart
An initiative to include a health care referendum on the ballot for Tuesday’s vote has been instigated by three lobbyists from Gardiner. Austin Smith, Sam Welker, and Emma Mitchell have written up an initiative to repeal the necessity of any person or health care provider to participate in a health care system. The girls hope the bill will give persons and employers the right to buy lawful health care directly from a provider. To help clarify exactly what an initiative is, I quote the Youth in Government website in saying that it is a petition that “bypasses the legislature and goes to the people for a vote. Individual citizens can introduce an initiative to change a law or amend the Montana constitution.” As Austin phrased it, “An initiative, which is the purest way for the people, the actual electorate, to make government work for them.” So right now Austin is running around crusading her cause to anyone who has a spare second in an attempt to obtain 105 signatures by Tuesday. The last update we received was that she had 80. The motivation the lobbyists had for bringing such a controversial issue to Youth in Government was to see how the youth stands on an issue of such national importance. Also, because several states have passed referendums of similar natures, it will be interesting to see where a representation of Montana’s youth stands. So if you want the issue to at least be put to the test and added to the Youth in Government ballot, find that initiative paper and let our opinion be heard.
Emma Reinhart
An initiative to include a health care referendum on the ballot for Tuesday’s vote has been instigated by three lobbyists from Gardiner. Austin Smith, Sam Welker, and Emma Mitchell have written up an initiative to repeal the necessity of any person or health care provider to participate in a health care system. The girls hope the bill will give persons and employers the right to buy lawful health care directly from a provider. To help clarify exactly what an initiative is, I quote the Youth in Government website in saying that it is a petition that “bypasses the legislature and goes to the people for a vote. Individual citizens can introduce an initiative to change a law or amend the Montana constitution.” As Austin phrased it, “An initiative, which is the purest way for the people, the actual electorate, to make government work for them.” So right now Austin is running around crusading her cause to anyone who has a spare second in an attempt to obtain 105 signatures by Tuesday. The last update we received was that she had 80. The motivation the lobbyists had for bringing such a controversial issue to Youth in Government was to see how the youth stands on an issue of such national importance. Also, because several states have passed referendums of similar natures, it will be interesting to see where a representation of Montana’s youth stands. So if you want the issue to at least be put to the test and added to the Youth in Government ballot, find that initiative paper and let our opinion be heard.
Monday, April 12, 2010
GOVERNOR AND LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR
MORGAN SMITH
Q: What Party are you representing?
A: “Super Dance Party”
Q: What do you think of your running mate?
A: “He makes a swell sign.”
Q: What is your opinion on the bill proposing to add a sales tax in MT?
A:“I strongly disagree.”
Q:High Five or Low Five?
A: “High, the Saturday Night Live one where you point to it.”
PJ DOWNEY
Q: What do you think of your running mate?
A: “She’s really nice and a great leader.”
Q: What do you think of the bill suggesting a 3rd DUI to be a federal offense?
A: “Defi nitely a good idea.” He thinks it will protect citizens because someone who repeatedly drives drunk is dangerous to everyone.
Q: How do you feel about your 3rd grade teacher?
A: “I only remember my 1st grade teacher. She was nice. She retired after I had her…I don’t know if that had anything to do with me…”
Edward Johnson and Eric Vonn
1. What is your opinion on Chuck Norris? What is your favorite joke about Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is a beast. If God came down to Earth and asked Chuck Norris to take his spot, Chuck Norris would say no because he’s Chuck Norris. (Edward Johnson).
2. What is your stance on Obama’s healthcare bill?
I think it was passed in haste and there was not enough consultation with the people. Even though Obama didn’t mean to, he may have caused more harm by passing it so quickly, only time will tell. I think that the healthcare did need a change but not one that was so quick and one that was closed to the public opinion. (Edward Johnson).
3. What is your opinion on using phones while driving both in terms of calling and texting?
I feel that texting should be illegal but I think that people are responsible
enough to punch a few keys and talk to someone, talking is okay. (Eric Vann).
Q: What Party are you representing?
A: “Super Dance Party”
Q: What do you think of your running mate?
A: “He makes a swell sign.”
Q: What is your opinion on the bill proposing to add a sales tax in MT?
A:“I strongly disagree.”
Q:High Five or Low Five?
A: “High, the Saturday Night Live one where you point to it.”
PJ DOWNEY
Q: What do you think of your running mate?
A: “She’s really nice and a great leader.”
Q: What do you think of the bill suggesting a 3rd DUI to be a federal offense?
A: “Defi nitely a good idea.” He thinks it will protect citizens because someone who repeatedly drives drunk is dangerous to everyone.
Q: How do you feel about your 3rd grade teacher?
A: “I only remember my 1st grade teacher. She was nice. She retired after I had her…I don’t know if that had anything to do with me…”
Edward Johnson and Eric Vonn
1. What is your opinion on Chuck Norris? What is your favorite joke about Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is a beast. If God came down to Earth and asked Chuck Norris to take his spot, Chuck Norris would say no because he’s Chuck Norris. (Edward Johnson).
2. What is your stance on Obama’s healthcare bill?
I think it was passed in haste and there was not enough consultation with the people. Even though Obama didn’t mean to, he may have caused more harm by passing it so quickly, only time will tell. I think that the healthcare did need a change but not one that was so quick and one that was closed to the public opinion. (Edward Johnson).
3. What is your opinion on using phones while driving both in terms of calling and texting?
I feel that texting should be illegal but I think that people are responsible
enough to punch a few keys and talk to someone, talking is okay. (Eric Vann).
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
MONTE COLE
Q: Why do you belong to the Green Party?
A: “The environment is extremely important, and that’s what the Green Party is about, really. I support anything for the environment.”
Q: How do you feel about the bill to repeal the MT Clean Indoor Air Act?
A: “Well it’s a health hazard, but there’s also the issue of personal liberty. But I am for keeping it.”
Q: Do you like fish?
A:“I definitely eat fish more than any other meat, because they feel less and all that.”
SEAN DOWNEY
Q: You were a reporter last year. Why are you running for Speaker of the House this year?
A: Well…I saw Bert Martin last year, and I thought what he was doing looked like a lot more fun than what I had been. There’s more of a political influence in the Speaker of the House because there’s more people involved.
Q: You have a twin brother who is running for President of the Senate. Who has the better looks?
A: Me. I’ve get great style, and I know how to manipulate myself to look good. When I was younger, I spiked my hair.
Q: What do you plan to do as Speaker of the House?
A: I plan to lead! I’m really good in front of people.
Q: House bill #208 requires citizens to “Remove all clothes only once a year on Statewide Nakey Day.” Anyone that fails to do so “will be stripped of all garments and thrown into prison.” What is your view on this bill?
A: My birthday is on August 22nd and I’ve already been in my birthday suit. I don’t plan to do it again.
ALSO IVY NEIFFER IS RUNNING FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!!!
Q: Why do you belong to the Green Party?
A: “The environment is extremely important, and that’s what the Green Party is about, really. I support anything for the environment.”
Q: How do you feel about the bill to repeal the MT Clean Indoor Air Act?
A: “Well it’s a health hazard, but there’s also the issue of personal liberty. But I am for keeping it.”
Q: Do you like fish?
A:“I definitely eat fish more than any other meat, because they feel less and all that.”
SEAN DOWNEY
Q: You were a reporter last year. Why are you running for Speaker of the House this year?
A: Well…I saw Bert Martin last year, and I thought what he was doing looked like a lot more fun than what I had been. There’s more of a political influence in the Speaker of the House because there’s more people involved.
Q: You have a twin brother who is running for President of the Senate. Who has the better looks?
A: Me. I’ve get great style, and I know how to manipulate myself to look good. When I was younger, I spiked my hair.
Q: What do you plan to do as Speaker of the House?
A: I plan to lead! I’m really good in front of people.
Q: House bill #208 requires citizens to “Remove all clothes only once a year on Statewide Nakey Day.” Anyone that fails to do so “will be stripped of all garments and thrown into prison.” What is your view on this bill?
A: My birthday is on August 22nd and I’ve already been in my birthday suit. I don’t plan to do it again.
ALSO IVY NEIFFER IS RUNNING FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!!!
CHIEF JUSTICE
Clara Piazzola
Q1. What case, if any in both the world and history, would you like to be Chief Justice for?
“The Scope Case” which was a case debating the evolution theory and how it should be taught in the education system.
Q2. What is your view on Bill 132: Sex education and single survival mandatory for all high school freshmen?
Clara thinks that the bill has a “good point” and is a “fact of life” that many teachers might not like teaching but should do anyways to benefi t the kids.
Q3. What was the best dream you’ve ever had?
“I was a dolphin, and could just swim around and have fun!”
Q4. What’s better: Harry Potter or Twilight?
”Harry Potter- no contest.”
Q1. What case, if any in both the world and history, would you like to be Chief Justice for?
“The Scope Case” which was a case debating the evolution theory and how it should be taught in the education system.
Q2. What is your view on Bill 132: Sex education and single survival mandatory for all high school freshmen?
Clara thinks that the bill has a “good point” and is a “fact of life” that many teachers might not like teaching but should do anyways to benefi t the kids.
Q3. What was the best dream you’ve ever had?
“I was a dolphin, and could just swim around and have fun!”
Q4. What’s better: Harry Potter or Twilight?
”Harry Potter- no contest.”
SECRETARY OF STATE
TORY VANDERSHICK
What quote represents you? “They used to call me Anal Girl…” –500 Days of Summer
What makes you the best candidate? “Because I’m a perfectionist, I am
really organized, which is necessary for a fair election—No sneaking in ballots.
How would you best describe your personality? “Personable perfectionist”
What do you think about HB 207 (hobos in MT) “I like stray cats and dogs, but if it feeds the hobos…..”
NILE GANNON
Q: What do you think about changing the drop out age for high school to 18?
A: I support staying in school but you can’t change peoples feelings if
they really don’t want to be in school. Even if you kept the people in school till they were 18 they may not try.
Q: What is your political party and why?
A: Democratic, I feel like my views about progress are similar. I do share some Republican views too, I do hunt and I like guns.
Q: What is your least favorite sport and why?
A: None I like all sports.
What quote represents you? “They used to call me Anal Girl…” –500 Days of Summer
What makes you the best candidate? “Because I’m a perfectionist, I am
really organized, which is necessary for a fair election—No sneaking in ballots.
How would you best describe your personality? “Personable perfectionist”
What do you think about HB 207 (hobos in MT) “I like stray cats and dogs, but if it feeds the hobos…..”
NILE GANNON
Q: What do you think about changing the drop out age for high school to 18?
A: I support staying in school but you can’t change peoples feelings if
they really don’t want to be in school. Even if you kept the people in school till they were 18 they may not try.
Q: What is your political party and why?
A: Democratic, I feel like my views about progress are similar. I do share some Republican views too, I do hunt and I like guns.
Q: What is your least favorite sport and why?
A: None I like all sports.
PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE
RYAN DOWNEY
Question: What do you think of your brother running for speaker of the house?
Answer: “I think it will be funny to see. I heard what he is doing is full of surprises.”
Question: Why do you think you would be a good candidate for president of senate?
Answer: “Because I am a B.A. like that. I do have some political experience
and I think I would bring a lot of fun to the senate.”
Question: Who is your favorite super hero?
Answer: “Batman because he has an awesome car”
Question: Who is taller, you or your twin brother?
Answer: “Me, by 2 or 3 inches”
NATHAN SNOW
Q1. What do you think of Bill 324: An act requiring Montana Students to study and be fluent in two foreign languages by the end of high school.
“I approve.” Nathan says this bill is an “excellent idea to be exposed to extra languages during first through eigth-grade.” He also believes that
the U.S. is “behind the rest of the world” and that “no country knows only their languages.”
Q2. What is the best part of Youth Legislature?
“Well it’s only my first year in this, so I can’t really tell.” But Nathan
can tell that he is “having fun.”
Q3. If you had to get one piercing where would it be?
Nathan first asked the room for their opinion, being in the pressroom,
but then decided he wouldn’t be able to do a lip ring but would instead
go for the ear.
Q4. What is your favorite gaming console and game?
Nathan answered with the XBOX360, but then stated “Well, I liked
zombie killing games, definitely.”
Question: What do you think of your brother running for speaker of the house?
Answer: “I think it will be funny to see. I heard what he is doing is full of surprises.”
Question: Why do you think you would be a good candidate for president of senate?
Answer: “Because I am a B.A. like that. I do have some political experience
and I think I would bring a lot of fun to the senate.”
Question: Who is your favorite super hero?
Answer: “Batman because he has an awesome car”
Question: Who is taller, you or your twin brother?
Answer: “Me, by 2 or 3 inches”
NATHAN SNOW
Q1. What do you think of Bill 324: An act requiring Montana Students to study and be fluent in two foreign languages by the end of high school.
“I approve.” Nathan says this bill is an “excellent idea to be exposed to extra languages during first through eigth-grade.” He also believes that
the U.S. is “behind the rest of the world” and that “no country knows only their languages.”
Q2. What is the best part of Youth Legislature?
“Well it’s only my first year in this, so I can’t really tell.” But Nathan
can tell that he is “having fun.”
Q3. If you had to get one piercing where would it be?
Nathan first asked the room for their opinion, being in the pressroom,
but then decided he wouldn’t be able to do a lip ring but would instead
go for the ear.
Q4. What is your favorite gaming console and game?
Nathan answered with the XBOX360, but then stated “Well, I liked
zombie killing games, definitely.”
DID YOU KNOW
Did you know that the Capitol Building has
…7 statues.
…26 toilet seats, 14 in ladies’ rooms and 12 in men’s rooms.
…at least 19 exit signs. The press couldn’t fi nd more.
…7 statues.
…26 toilet seats, 14 in ladies’ rooms and 12 in men’s rooms.
…at least 19 exit signs. The press couldn’t fi nd more.
Horoscopes By: Krista Stone and Destiny Haines
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20): Open your mind to new bills or risk over loading your mind with thoughts of the
opposite sex. Tonight: Get a lot of sleep. You will need it.
Taurus (Apr. 21-May 21): Release the bull inside of you and argue your heart out. Tonight: Thoughts will be
varied. Go with your instinct.
Gemini (May 22-June 21): Don’t be afraid to speak your mind about the system. You might fi nd that others
agree. Tonight: Dance under the moon.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): Will away your sicknesses for you will need your health at the dance to come.
Tonight: Stay inside and drink many fl uids.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 23): Roar like the lion of the stars, embrace your inner power, and rule with an iron gavel.
Tonight: Practice your people skills.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sep. 22): Don’t let others boss you around but show them you can be assertive. Tonight: Party
like it’s your birthday.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Balance your thoughts on some bills and everything will come out to be okay.
Tonight: Chill with your friends.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22): Be cautious of whom you “poke” with your assertiveness. You may fi nd others are
upset with you. Tonight: Go through your stuff and organize it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec 21): Take your challenges head on. Grab life by the horns and take it for a ride.
Tonight: Step back from a situation and look at it from both sides.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t blow your horn if you can’t back it up. Tonight: Use your extra time for
you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18): Don’t drown in a problem. Swim smoothly through your issue. Tonight: Don’t cry
yourself to sleep.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar.20): Breathe in, breathe out and don’t take life too seriously. Tonight: Party life a
ROCKSTAR!!!
opposite sex. Tonight: Get a lot of sleep. You will need it.
Taurus (Apr. 21-May 21): Release the bull inside of you and argue your heart out. Tonight: Thoughts will be
varied. Go with your instinct.
Gemini (May 22-June 21): Don’t be afraid to speak your mind about the system. You might fi nd that others
agree. Tonight: Dance under the moon.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): Will away your sicknesses for you will need your health at the dance to come.
Tonight: Stay inside and drink many fl uids.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 23): Roar like the lion of the stars, embrace your inner power, and rule with an iron gavel.
Tonight: Practice your people skills.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sep. 22): Don’t let others boss you around but show them you can be assertive. Tonight: Party
like it’s your birthday.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Balance your thoughts on some bills and everything will come out to be okay.
Tonight: Chill with your friends.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22): Be cautious of whom you “poke” with your assertiveness. You may fi nd others are
upset with you. Tonight: Go through your stuff and organize it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec 21): Take your challenges head on. Grab life by the horns and take it for a ride.
Tonight: Step back from a situation and look at it from both sides.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t blow your horn if you can’t back it up. Tonight: Use your extra time for
you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18): Don’t drown in a problem. Swim smoothly through your issue. Tonight: Don’t cry
yourself to sleep.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar.20): Breathe in, breathe out and don’t take life too seriously. Tonight: Party life a
ROCKSTAR!!!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
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