Thanks to all who have taken the time to checkout this blog. This is the first year we have attempted to use this technology and it seems to be a worthwhile addition to our printed newspaper.
A hearty congratulations to Austin Smith of Gardiner who did a great job of leading the Youth Legislature Press. All issues went out on time and contained outstanding content as well. Most of the articles on this blog are copied from that newspaper.
Special thanks to Paul Schreiber of Miles City, who setup the live broadcasts and musical interludes. His extensive knowledge of web casts was invaluable and these first broadcasts would not have happened without his expertise.
For the 12:45 broadcast, we have a HD web cam with a slightly better microphone, so hopefully, the audio and video will be better this time. We're not directly wired to the audio, so there will be echoes. That's all until next year. Watch us live at 12:45! - Press Adviser Bill Kaiser
Singing on the Senate Floor
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Election Results
By: Riley Davis, Trevor Leuzinger , Phil Antonioli, Cheyenne Oliver
The races were exciting. The voting was hectic. But now we have the final results of the candidates who will serve in their respective offices for the Youth and Government 2010 session.
Terry Mcallister is the new Speaker of the House for Youth Legislature. He said that it was great to know that he had won. He is looking forward to next year and expects it to be extremely fun. Well Terry it sounds like a plan to me I will see you next year.
Congratulations to Devon Compton, our President of the Senate for next year’s Youth Legislature session! He sang his way to victory over the opposition. In his own words he said, “I wasn’t expecting to do well until the end when ‘the blank is a lie’ question was asked, because as a an avid gamer I understood the reference immediately.” He said he felt surprised and overwhelmed at winning the election, but he kept his enthusiasm in check. He added, “I hope to do well next year in my position and I plan not to disappoint.” He also wanted to thank everyone who voted for him, and Arthur Peck and Jacy Suenram from Dillon for nominating him. He also wanted to thank Ben Underwood for “pulling me out of the crowd.”
Asa Dickerson, the new Secretary of State, feels awesome about winning and would like to thank everyone for supporting him and for all of the votes. Asa is very excited for next year and can’t wait to be Secretary of State at the next Youth Legislature. After the win Asa said, “I feel as though I can take on a heard of sixty stampeding Musk Oxen and at least four hedgehogs.” Congrats on the win Asa we can’t wait to see you next year.
Our new Chief of Justice is none other than Morgan Smith, the sophomore from Gardiner. What does she say to this? “That’s pretty sweet”. It was hard work getting this far, and Morgan would like to thank Pauline Darr, Stevie Short, everyone that voted for her, Ben Underwood, Gardiner, and her ‘brother’s prime example of campaigning’. She feels that the main reasons that she was elected into office are her background, her excellent help with her speech, and her brutal honesty. Her big plan of action for next year is that she is “going to try and make the Justice’s questionings and the attorneys presentations more enthusiastic.”
The races were exciting. The voting was hectic. But now we have the final results of the candidates who will serve in their respective offices for the Youth and Government 2010 session.
Terry Mcallister is the new Speaker of the House for Youth Legislature. He said that it was great to know that he had won. He is looking forward to next year and expects it to be extremely fun. Well Terry it sounds like a plan to me I will see you next year.
Congratulations to Devon Compton, our President of the Senate for next year’s Youth Legislature session! He sang his way to victory over the opposition. In his own words he said, “I wasn’t expecting to do well until the end when ‘the blank is a lie’ question was asked, because as a an avid gamer I understood the reference immediately.” He said he felt surprised and overwhelmed at winning the election, but he kept his enthusiasm in check. He added, “I hope to do well next year in my position and I plan not to disappoint.” He also wanted to thank everyone who voted for him, and Arthur Peck and Jacy Suenram from Dillon for nominating him. He also wanted to thank Ben Underwood for “pulling me out of the crowd.”
Asa Dickerson, the new Secretary of State, feels awesome about winning and would like to thank everyone for supporting him and for all of the votes. Asa is very excited for next year and can’t wait to be Secretary of State at the next Youth Legislature. After the win Asa said, “I feel as though I can take on a heard of sixty stampeding Musk Oxen and at least four hedgehogs.” Congrats on the win Asa we can’t wait to see you next year.
Our new Chief of Justice is none other than Morgan Smith, the sophomore from Gardiner. What does she say to this? “That’s pretty sweet”. It was hard work getting this far, and Morgan would like to thank Pauline Darr, Stevie Short, everyone that voted for her, Ben Underwood, Gardiner, and her ‘brother’s prime example of campaigning’. She feels that the main reasons that she was elected into office are her background, her excellent help with her speech, and her brutal honesty. Her big plan of action for next year is that she is “going to try and make the Justice’s questionings and the attorneys presentations more enthusiastic.”
Horoscopes
By: Dana Brennan
Lobbyists: Although you guys really have nothing to do today, an adventure is in your future. Beware of monsters made out of failed bills, they have teeth!
Senators: Your last will be filled with light-hearted memories of the joy that debating legislation brings to your life. After you all reflect on your experience in the Senate, you will all be moved to tears of joy for all the happy times. The gallery will be confused.
Attorneys: Last day of arguing! You guys have worked hard and have been beat up by the unmerciful justices. But your arguing days are not over; you will argue with the police to get rid of your bus’ parking ticket.
Reporters: By the time this paper is out, you guys will be done, congrats!
Clerks: A clerk’s work is never done, so don’t expect a break any time soon because I believe that a big mistake will be discovered with all the bills.
Justices: Be sure to bring justice to the streets, people j-walking is a crime!
Governor: Your last day will be filled with tragedy, a crazy epidemic will plague all the dogs in the nation and they will all die.
Secretary of State: I see that your last day will be very exciting! Many pretty ladies are looking for a last shot at love, and yes, you are their target.
Speaker of the House: Suddenly, you will break out singing in the middle of your session and a dance party will ensue.
President of the Senate: After witnessing the strange behavior of the senators, you enter a state of hysteria and start acting like a monkey, man the Senate is kooky.
Cabinet: You guys will be baking the world’s best cookies that will be the hit of Youth Leg!
Lobbyists: Although you guys really have nothing to do today, an adventure is in your future. Beware of monsters made out of failed bills, they have teeth!
Senators: Your last will be filled with light-hearted memories of the joy that debating legislation brings to your life. After you all reflect on your experience in the Senate, you will all be moved to tears of joy for all the happy times. The gallery will be confused.
Attorneys: Last day of arguing! You guys have worked hard and have been beat up by the unmerciful justices. But your arguing days are not over; you will argue with the police to get rid of your bus’ parking ticket.
Reporters: By the time this paper is out, you guys will be done, congrats!
Clerks: A clerk’s work is never done, so don’t expect a break any time soon because I believe that a big mistake will be discovered with all the bills.
Justices: Be sure to bring justice to the streets, people j-walking is a crime!
Governor: Your last day will be filled with tragedy, a crazy epidemic will plague all the dogs in the nation and they will all die.
Secretary of State: I see that your last day will be very exciting! Many pretty ladies are looking for a last shot at love, and yes, you are their target.
Speaker of the House: Suddenly, you will break out singing in the middle of your session and a dance party will ensue.
President of the Senate: After witnessing the strange behavior of the senators, you enter a state of hysteria and start acting like a monkey, man the Senate is kooky.
Cabinet: You guys will be baking the world’s best cookies that will be the hit of Youth Leg!
Reprezentin’ in da Hizouse
By: Haley Mitgang
This year’s House session proved to be an interesting one. From extremely controversial bills to an almost-impeachment of the Speaker of the House, the floor was definitely full of surprises. The daily discussion was lively and exciting; bills regarding such topics as euthanasia, civil union, and Hannah Montana merchandise were discussed. Committees went smoothly, but some representatives felt that the docket was too spread apart, as several of the bills up for discussion did not require the allotted time for conversation. Enthusiastic lobbyists played a large roll in committee, providing important points and humorous tidbits for representatives. Although Tim Seery was on the plank for impeachment, most members of the chamber felt that he did a great job. As House member Dani Clark said, “I found it kind of humorous, but I expected someone to almost get impeached. Tim handled it well.”
The House of Representatives is a huge entity at Youth Legislature, acting as a breeding ground for intense discussion and our future politicians. Congratulations to all those who participated in the House this year; your hard work has not gone unnoticed!
This year’s House session proved to be an interesting one. From extremely controversial bills to an almost-impeachment of the Speaker of the House, the floor was definitely full of surprises. The daily discussion was lively and exciting; bills regarding such topics as euthanasia, civil union, and Hannah Montana merchandise were discussed. Committees went smoothly, but some representatives felt that the docket was too spread apart, as several of the bills up for discussion did not require the allotted time for conversation. Enthusiastic lobbyists played a large roll in committee, providing important points and humorous tidbits for representatives. Although Tim Seery was on the plank for impeachment, most members of the chamber felt that he did a great job. As House member Dani Clark said, “I found it kind of humorous, but I expected someone to almost get impeached. Tim handled it well.”
The House of Representatives is a huge entity at Youth Legislature, acting as a breeding ground for intense discussion and our future politicians. Congratulations to all those who participated in the House this year; your hard work has not gone unnoticed!
Senate Shenanigans
By: Jordan Minnick
The senate messing around? Nooo (wink, wink). The senate is always on their best behavior. So don’t believe accusations of unprofessional conduct. For instance, the instigation of brutal page dance-offs, where pages were lured into and locked in the senate chamber. That never happened. What else, do you wonder, wasn’t going on? Senator Dmitry Trubachencov did not lead a salute to SOS Nathan Murphy, a.k.a. the religion overlord, after stating Murphy’s atheist-abolishing bill was reflective of Nazi Germany or Communist Russia. Senators were not renamed to the likes of ‘Senator Punk’ or ‘Senator Chimichanga.’ Senator Damon Eastman was not ostracized by signs posted from the governor’s office saying “EASTMEN IS SPELLED EASTMON.” And overall, the senate never wrongfully immersed into heated debates before discussion was called. Ok, wait. That last one totally happened on a few bills, especially the ones on civil unions. President of the Senate Bert Martin had his hands full.
Other happenings include the passage of a few notable bills: bills to abolish the death penalty (SB #128/129), ‘An Act to Incentivize the Production of Cannabis Hemp for Alternative Energy’ (SB #133), ‘An Act to Ban all Hannah Montana Merchandise from Montana’s Stores’ (SB #153), ‘An Act to Decriminalize Marijuana in Order to Reduce Over-Crowding in Montana Prisons’ (SB #130), and bills to allow civil unions (SB #143/151). The civil union bills gave way to so much debate that the bills were tabled and reevaluated in a special committee. SB # 143/151 passed the senate by only a few votes.
The senate messing around? Nooo (wink, wink). The senate is always on their best behavior. So don’t believe accusations of unprofessional conduct. For instance, the instigation of brutal page dance-offs, where pages were lured into and locked in the senate chamber. That never happened. What else, do you wonder, wasn’t going on? Senator Dmitry Trubachencov did not lead a salute to SOS Nathan Murphy, a.k.a. the religion overlord, after stating Murphy’s atheist-abolishing bill was reflective of Nazi Germany or Communist Russia. Senators were not renamed to the likes of ‘Senator Punk’ or ‘Senator Chimichanga.’ Senator Damon Eastman was not ostracized by signs posted from the governor’s office saying “EASTMEN IS SPELLED EASTMON.” And overall, the senate never wrongfully immersed into heated debates before discussion was called. Ok, wait. That last one totally happened on a few bills, especially the ones on civil unions. President of the Senate Bert Martin had his hands full.
Other happenings include the passage of a few notable bills: bills to abolish the death penalty (SB #128/129), ‘An Act to Incentivize the Production of Cannabis Hemp for Alternative Energy’ (SB #133), ‘An Act to Ban all Hannah Montana Merchandise from Montana’s Stores’ (SB #153), ‘An Act to Decriminalize Marijuana in Order to Reduce Over-Crowding in Montana Prisons’ (SB #130), and bills to allow civil unions (SB #143/151). The civil union bills gave way to so much debate that the bills were tabled and reevaluated in a special committee. SB # 143/151 passed the senate by only a few votes.
A New Perspective
By: Alex Schwier
In life, we all experience hardships. For Brandon Renkin, a sophomore from Gardiner High, his life long struggle with muscular dystrophy affects almost every aspect of his life. For Brandon, what he hopes to achieve through Youth Legislature is an extension of the hunting season for those with handicaps (House Bill 256).
Brandon became interested in Youth Legislature after his history teacher spoke highly of the program. After discussing the program with his mom, he decided Youth Legislature would be a great opportunity to voice his opinion to other people his age.
The idea of Brandon’s bill is one that many of us would not normally stop to consider. We are lucky to have such a unique representative open our eyes to a world many of us don’t understand. Brandon’s unique cause is one that would give opportunities to many of those who love to hunt but cannot coordinate the time to do so with those who assist them.
In life, we all experience hardships. For Brandon Renkin, a sophomore from Gardiner High, his life long struggle with muscular dystrophy affects almost every aspect of his life. For Brandon, what he hopes to achieve through Youth Legislature is an extension of the hunting season for those with handicaps (House Bill 256).
Brandon became interested in Youth Legislature after his history teacher spoke highly of the program. After discussing the program with his mom, he decided Youth Legislature would be a great opportunity to voice his opinion to other people his age.
The idea of Brandon’s bill is one that many of us would not normally stop to consider. We are lucky to have such a unique representative open our eyes to a world many of us don’t understand. Brandon’s unique cause is one that would give opportunities to many of those who love to hunt but cannot coordinate the time to do so with those who assist them.
Kill Bill
By: Jordan Minnick
An honorable mention to those bills that met opposition on the floor and were voted down.
SB #125: One Nation Under God
A bill to ban atheism in Montana, this piece of legislature easily passed committee (probably mostly on the grounds that it should be discussed on the senate floor) but found opposition from both the right and left in the senate. Opponent arguments included religious freedom under First Amendment rights and the harsh punishments (up to $5000 in fines and two years jail time) for exercising this right of passage. Proponent points included the definitions of religion versus atheism. Case in point: if you need a dictionary to back your bill, you’ve obviously reached a last resort.
SB #123: An Act to Lower the Voting Age to Sixteen
Is it a surprise that teens of Youth and Government would oppose such a bill? I’d think so. The majority agreed that 16-years-old is too young to vote. As Senator Alex Esteves said in committee, “It’s allowing young people to vote for what they want at the time, not what they actually believe,” point being that at 16 you’re more influenced by the people that surround you, while at 18 you’re more apt to have developed your own beliefs. In support of the bill, it was pointed out that if a 16-year-old can pass a government course, they should in fact have the right to vote. Case in point: 18-year-olds are substantially more mature than 16-year-olds. Period.
An honorable mention to those bills that met opposition on the floor and were voted down.
SB #125: One Nation Under God
A bill to ban atheism in Montana, this piece of legislature easily passed committee (probably mostly on the grounds that it should be discussed on the senate floor) but found opposition from both the right and left in the senate. Opponent arguments included religious freedom under First Amendment rights and the harsh punishments (up to $5000 in fines and two years jail time) for exercising this right of passage. Proponent points included the definitions of religion versus atheism. Case in point: if you need a dictionary to back your bill, you’ve obviously reached a last resort.
SB #123: An Act to Lower the Voting Age to Sixteen
Is it a surprise that teens of Youth and Government would oppose such a bill? I’d think so. The majority agreed that 16-years-old is too young to vote. As Senator Alex Esteves said in committee, “It’s allowing young people to vote for what they want at the time, not what they actually believe,” point being that at 16 you’re more influenced by the people that surround you, while at 18 you’re more apt to have developed your own beliefs. In support of the bill, it was pointed out that if a 16-year-old can pass a government course, they should in fact have the right to vote. Case in point: 18-year-olds are substantially more mature than 16-year-olds. Period.
Letter to the Editor:Advice for Advisors
By: Chris Hulet
The original and foremost intent of this program as a whole is to expose the youth to government processes and to inspire them to consider a career in government. An advisor of this program then, one would assume, would seek to facilitate this process.
It seems though that some, including youth in the program, have lost sight of our status as a model government. Being a model, or representation, of government, one should remember that all bills passed in this court hold the same basic face value. Therefore no bill is more important than another. This is above all else a learning experience.
In order to educate, the advisors should demonstrate proper parliamentary procedure, which outlines the fact that a House Representative should wait to be recognized to speak on the House floor, but says it is in no way appropriate for advisors, being guests in the floor, to scream from the antechamber.
This action prevented the appropriate hearing of a bill, and along with preventing the Y&G body from learning about an important (and exciting) portion of the legal system, put a hold on a tradition held for years.
Editor’s note: Multiple legislators have written to the pressroom with similar views as the one expressed above.
The original and foremost intent of this program as a whole is to expose the youth to government processes and to inspire them to consider a career in government. An advisor of this program then, one would assume, would seek to facilitate this process.
It seems though that some, including youth in the program, have lost sight of our status as a model government. Being a model, or representation, of government, one should remember that all bills passed in this court hold the same basic face value. Therefore no bill is more important than another. This is above all else a learning experience.
In order to educate, the advisors should demonstrate proper parliamentary procedure, which outlines the fact that a House Representative should wait to be recognized to speak on the House floor, but says it is in no way appropriate for advisors, being guests in the floor, to scream from the antechamber.
This action prevented the appropriate hearing of a bill, and along with preventing the Y&G body from learning about an important (and exciting) portion of the legal system, put a hold on a tradition held for years.
Editor’s note: Multiple legislators have written to the pressroom with similar views as the one expressed above.
One Super Dance PAR-TAY
By: Jordan Minnick
10 out of 10 legislators agree; it was hard waking up this morning. After a dynamic night of highs and lows, that is, Ben Underwood strippin’ down on stage and people just getting low, we can agree on one thing: the night made for another exciting dance here at Youth & Government. While we all would’ve like to have seen Tim Seery let his pristinely-gelled hair down, I think Underwood’s rendition of “Y.M.C.A” made up for it.
Top songs included, of course “Y.M.C.A.,” “Cotton Eyed-Joe,” and our very own reporter (not page) Sean Downey showed us what was up during “Single Ladies.”
To see pictures, click on the photo album to the right of this post.
10 out of 10 legislators agree; it was hard waking up this morning. After a dynamic night of highs and lows, that is, Ben Underwood strippin’ down on stage and people just getting low, we can agree on one thing: the night made for another exciting dance here at Youth & Government. While we all would’ve like to have seen Tim Seery let his pristinely-gelled hair down, I think Underwood’s rendition of “Y.M.C.A” made up for it.
Top songs included, of course “Y.M.C.A.,” “Cotton Eyed-Joe,” and our very own reporter (not page) Sean Downey showed us what was up during “Single Ladies.”
To see pictures, click on the photo album to the right of this post.
Media room working / Last Joint session of Youth and Government
Well today is the final day of Youth Legislature and what a great time it has been. Many interesting bills have been proposed and some even passed the House and Senate.
As for the new candidates, well there were many great speechs and all were worthy to get their selected title. Though only one can win in each position. Read the next issue of Capitol Chatter to find out who won. -Ryan
As for the new candidates, well there were many great speechs and all were worthy to get their selected title. Though only one can win in each position. Read the next issue of Capitol Chatter to find out who won. -Ryan
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
...And Your President of the Senate
By: Riley Davis
Bert Martin, our current President of Senate, is a junior at Butte Highschool. His favorite part about being the President of Senate is his “amazing, awesome, ginormous chair”. He explained to me that it was possibly the greatest chair ever made. He is currently running for Governor and pushing his Stimulus Package to fund his bill to build a bamboo wall between Canada and Montana. Unfortunately this would cost somewhere near 2.7 billion dollars. He is a supporter of the Super Dance Party because you don’t need a reason to support it, because it’s the Super Dance Party, DUH. When asked what he thought of Ben Underwood’s story of his lost women, he commented that it was a heartthrob and a real tearjerker. He has been involved in Youth Legislature for all three years of his high school career, and he has enjoyed all of them. Bert’s favorite movie is “The Love Guru”, because “It is flipping hilarious and a great cinematic adventure”. All that he had left to add was a friendly “Marishka Hargata”.
Bert Martin, our current President of Senate, is a junior at Butte Highschool. His favorite part about being the President of Senate is his “amazing, awesome, ginormous chair”. He explained to me that it was possibly the greatest chair ever made. He is currently running for Governor and pushing his Stimulus Package to fund his bill to build a bamboo wall between Canada and Montana. Unfortunately this would cost somewhere near 2.7 billion dollars. He is a supporter of the Super Dance Party because you don’t need a reason to support it, because it’s the Super Dance Party, DUH. When asked what he thought of Ben Underwood’s story of his lost women, he commented that it was a heartthrob and a real tearjerker. He has been involved in Youth Legislature for all three years of his high school career, and he has enjoyed all of them. Bert’s favorite movie is “The Love Guru”, because “It is flipping hilarious and a great cinematic adventure”. All that he had left to add was a friendly “Marishka Hargata”.
Meet Your Speaker of the House
By: Philip Antonioli
Tim Seery from Great Falls is the current “Speaker of the House.” Tim likes the platform and ideas of the Democrat Party and that is why he, himself is a Democrat. Tim believes that there are some good Democratic candidates pushing for good bills. This year Tim is vice chair overlooking bills regarding Education. Tim’s favorite bills include bills dealing with expanding the foreign language programs in Montana high schools and making a fair pay scale for all teachers throughout Montana. Tim really enjoys being in session on the floor, reading and overseeing the bills. Tim says, “Being in session on the floor is as close as it comes at Youth Legislature to actually being in the Government.” Tim is looking forward to attending the dance and says, “it’s the highlight of Youth Legislature, and most people are excited for a break in the action and are looking forward to kicking back at the dance.”
Tim Seery from Great Falls is the current “Speaker of the House.” Tim likes the platform and ideas of the Democrat Party and that is why he, himself is a Democrat. Tim believes that there are some good Democratic candidates pushing for good bills. This year Tim is vice chair overlooking bills regarding Education. Tim’s favorite bills include bills dealing with expanding the foreign language programs in Montana high schools and making a fair pay scale for all teachers throughout Montana. Tim really enjoys being in session on the floor, reading and overseeing the bills. Tim says, “Being in session on the floor is as close as it comes at Youth Legislature to actually being in the Government.” Tim is looking forward to attending the dance and says, “it’s the highlight of Youth Legislature, and most people are excited for a break in the action and are looking forward to kicking back at the dance.”
A Welcome to our New Director
By: Alex Schwier
Holly McCamant joins Youth Legislature this year as the program’s newest director. Although, this is her 13th year helping with Youth Legislature, her journey as director is newfound. When the news came out that a director was needed to run the program, Tyler Wright, Helena YMCA executive director, was sure Holly would be great for the job.
She quickly applied and interviewed with various YMCA staff. She believes her most convincing argument that “sealed the deal” was her statement; “ I’ve been that busy before and I know I can do it again”. So far this remark has proved to be correct. She estimates that she’s spent over one hundred hours pulling together and organizing all the bills, and her work is still not done. Holly is responsible for finding out what happened to each bill, if and where it was killed, and then quickly posting these results online. For many of us, this much work would soon tire us out, but with relentless support, Holly seems to be able to keep on working.
Her son is undoubtedly her number one supporter, sticking by her side and helping her whenever necessary. A former member of Youth Legislature, her son Jerry knows how to keep things running smoothly and proves to be a great asset for Holly. Tyler Wright and former director Brenda Waller are also contributors to Holly’s success and have been a constant support system in her journey as director. At the end of the day, with the support of her family and friends, Holly realizes that the fun and educational experiences the students benefit from are what really makes everything worthwhile.
Holly McCamant joins Youth Legislature this year as the program’s newest director. Although, this is her 13th year helping with Youth Legislature, her journey as director is newfound. When the news came out that a director was needed to run the program, Tyler Wright, Helena YMCA executive director, was sure Holly would be great for the job.
She quickly applied and interviewed with various YMCA staff. She believes her most convincing argument that “sealed the deal” was her statement; “ I’ve been that busy before and I know I can do it again”. So far this remark has proved to be correct. She estimates that she’s spent over one hundred hours pulling together and organizing all the bills, and her work is still not done. Holly is responsible for finding out what happened to each bill, if and where it was killed, and then quickly posting these results online. For many of us, this much work would soon tire us out, but with relentless support, Holly seems to be able to keep on working.
Her son is undoubtedly her number one supporter, sticking by her side and helping her whenever necessary. A former member of Youth Legislature, her son Jerry knows how to keep things running smoothly and proves to be a great asset for Holly. Tyler Wright and former director Brenda Waller are also contributors to Holly’s success and have been a constant support system in her journey as director. At the end of the day, with the support of her family and friends, Holly realizes that the fun and educational experiences the students benefit from are what really makes everything worthwhile.
An Editorial Conveying a Convincing Argument To Be Read by You, The Reader
By: Chris Hulet
As a lobbyist editorial, I am not likely going to be read. This poses a problem for myself, seeing as it’s the purpose and intent of the written word, and being composed of them, my composite goal as well.
The sad truth of the matter is that there isn’t much of an argument to be made. From what I understand, most lobbyists write these as a means to get in a final word on a committee decision, and since complaining is in, you can assume that a good deal of editorials will be written to whine and gripe about a bill being killed, which at this point would really be moot (which is also the state of any discussion on whether I should be read or not, seeing as I already have been.)
As a lobbyist editorial, I am not likely going to be read. This poses a problem for myself, seeing as it’s the purpose and intent of the written word, and being composed of them, my composite goal as well.
The sad truth of the matter is that there isn’t much of an argument to be made. From what I understand, most lobbyists write these as a means to get in a final word on a committee decision, and since complaining is in, you can assume that a good deal of editorials will be written to whine and gripe about a bill being killed, which at this point would really be moot (which is also the state of any discussion on whether I should be read or not, seeing as I already have been.)
Priorities Please
By: Ben Adams
This year at Youth Leg there have been many bills I haven’t seen as economically plausible; doing things that are noble in intent, but poor in execution. Bills like this remind me of a story I once heard about government spending. An abbreviated version goes like this: The Army needed some screwdrivers for their mechanics. Several different companies placed bids, each slightly overpriced. One claimed to be far superior, but at the price of $500 a screwdriver. The Army, wanting the best for their mechanics, decided on the $500 screwdriver.
As a lobbyist, I was able to roam around and speak about several of these bills that were trying to make poor economic decisions. For instance, banning cattle just because they produce greenhouse gasses, but overlooking the fact that they are a crucial part of Montana’s economy. Another was a bill that sought to eliminate plastic bottles just because they are a pollutant. Sometimes the environment needs to take the backseat to our economy. Or at least be executed in a more elegant way than an entire ban.
This year at Youth Leg there have been many bills I haven’t seen as economically plausible; doing things that are noble in intent, but poor in execution. Bills like this remind me of a story I once heard about government spending. An abbreviated version goes like this: The Army needed some screwdrivers for their mechanics. Several different companies placed bids, each slightly overpriced. One claimed to be far superior, but at the price of $500 a screwdriver. The Army, wanting the best for their mechanics, decided on the $500 screwdriver.
As a lobbyist, I was able to roam around and speak about several of these bills that were trying to make poor economic decisions. For instance, banning cattle just because they produce greenhouse gasses, but overlooking the fact that they are a crucial part of Montana’s economy. Another was a bill that sought to eliminate plastic bottles just because they are a pollutant. Sometimes the environment needs to take the backseat to our economy. Or at least be executed in a more elegant way than an entire ban.
Robin Hood
By: Emmett Wester
Last week as I walking home from school, I had an epiphany. I realized that in order to fully express and support my beliefs (paper hats should be worn whenever possible), I would have to start a lobbyist coalition based around a “Robin Hoodian” code of ethics.
Coalition name:
R idiculously
O btrusive
B rilliantly
I ndustrialized
N erdy
H ats
O f
O blivious
D estruction
Being the genius that I am, I realized that large paper hats would most emphasize the ideas behind the coalition, so I quickly created five paper hats. (Sporting green or camouflage tights while wielding a bow was also considered, but hats are slightly easier to make out of paper) Two very large ones, to be worn by the coalition leaders (Mathias Fochs and Myself), and three smaller ones, to be worn by a select few members of the coalition who truly appreciate the thoughts behind the whole matter. Unfortunately, one of the larger hats was locked in the lobbyist room.
Next year I plan to create a party based around the Robin Hoodian code of ethics. To join, you must wear a paper hat whenever possible. Ridiculous sunglasses are also suggested, but not required.
Last week as I walking home from school, I had an epiphany. I realized that in order to fully express and support my beliefs (paper hats should be worn whenever possible), I would have to start a lobbyist coalition based around a “Robin Hoodian” code of ethics.
Coalition name:
R idiculously
O btrusive
B rilliantly
I ndustrialized
N erdy
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Being the genius that I am, I realized that large paper hats would most emphasize the ideas behind the coalition, so I quickly created five paper hats. (Sporting green or camouflage tights while wielding a bow was also considered, but hats are slightly easier to make out of paper) Two very large ones, to be worn by the coalition leaders (Mathias Fochs and Myself), and three smaller ones, to be worn by a select few members of the coalition who truly appreciate the thoughts behind the whole matter. Unfortunately, one of the larger hats was locked in the lobbyist room.
Next year I plan to create a party based around the Robin Hoodian code of ethics. To join, you must wear a paper hat whenever possible. Ridiculous sunglasses are also suggested, but not required.
The Death Penalty
By: Asa Dickerson
As a Libertarian, I have been greatly perturbed by some of the recent bills dealing with the death penalty that have been passed. The bills were only passed in their committees, but even at that level they still contradict my beliefs on the matter. The sponsors and authors in both cases argued that the death penalty is not only morally incorrect, but that it costs the government more than a sentence of life in prison. Yet this is not true. There is an occasional instance where a prisoner sentenced with the death penalty repeatedly appeals his sentence, and therefore costs the government more tax payer dollars. These cases, however, are extremely rare. On average it costs the government about $10,000 to issue capital punishment, while the government’s average cost per prisoner, per year, is approximately $30,000. You do the math. I rest my case.
As a Libertarian, I have been greatly perturbed by some of the recent bills dealing with the death penalty that have been passed. The bills were only passed in their committees, but even at that level they still contradict my beliefs on the matter. The sponsors and authors in both cases argued that the death penalty is not only morally incorrect, but that it costs the government more than a sentence of life in prison. Yet this is not true. There is an occasional instance where a prisoner sentenced with the death penalty repeatedly appeals his sentence, and therefore costs the government more tax payer dollars. These cases, however, are extremely rare. On average it costs the government about $10,000 to issue capital punishment, while the government’s average cost per prisoner, per year, is approximately $30,000. You do the math. I rest my case.
Society’s Destroyers: Civil Unions
By: Dillon Gruber
Civil unions pose a threat to Montana’s future. I would like to bring everyone’s attention to that of Ancient Rome. Many theories are brought to the table as to why Rome fell. One relevant argument is Rome fell when it lost its morale compass; gay marriage, beastiality, promiscuity, and rude behavior were rampant. When a society loses its morale compass and neglects its morale responsibilities, only the demise of a society is the consequence. Civil unions are the first step to an imminent death of a society, and in this case, its Montana’s society that’s at stake.
Civil unions pose a threat to Montana’s future. I would like to bring everyone’s attention to that of Ancient Rome. Many theories are brought to the table as to why Rome fell. One relevant argument is Rome fell when it lost its morale compass; gay marriage, beastiality, promiscuity, and rude behavior were rampant. When a society loses its morale compass and neglects its morale responsibilities, only the demise of a society is the consequence. Civil unions are the first step to an imminent death of a society, and in this case, its Montana’s society that’s at stake.
Tracksters Alert!
By: Heather Demorest
House Bill 221, sponsored by Representative Edward Johnson, is a bill to “improve the condition of statewide Track and Field programs.”
As a track runner from a small school I strongly oppose this bill. The bill requires all schools in Montana to install a rubberized or tarmac track. Rubberized tracks cost close to $200,000 and obviously not many schools would be able to afford this. The bill proposes that these schools would have to either apply for state funding or be cancelled. The state would be unable to provide funding for all these tracks, so many would have to go through cancellation.
The bill also states other ridiculous changes, including over 30 degree track weather, and softer hurdles. The weather requirement would most likely cut the season short since we do indeed live in Montana. As far as the softer hurdles go, if you can’t take a few bruises, then don’t do track. Injury and pain go hand in hand with sports, and track is no exception.
I urge you to oppose House Bill 221.
House Bill 221, sponsored by Representative Edward Johnson, is a bill to “improve the condition of statewide Track and Field programs.”
As a track runner from a small school I strongly oppose this bill. The bill requires all schools in Montana to install a rubberized or tarmac track. Rubberized tracks cost close to $200,000 and obviously not many schools would be able to afford this. The bill proposes that these schools would have to either apply for state funding or be cancelled. The state would be unable to provide funding for all these tracks, so many would have to go through cancellation.
The bill also states other ridiculous changes, including over 30 degree track weather, and softer hurdles. The weather requirement would most likely cut the season short since we do indeed live in Montana. As far as the softer hurdles go, if you can’t take a few bruises, then don’t do track. Injury and pain go hand in hand with sports, and track is no exception.
I urge you to oppose House Bill 221.
Public Dress Code for Unsightly
By: Morgan Ser Voss
House Bill 288, sponsored by Representative Seth Garbett, is a bill to inflict a public dress code.
The children of the current generation learn a lot from their examples. They have learned from their peers that dressing in an inappropriate manner is the “cool” thing to do. With these influences, the expectations of the kids has greatly fallen.
This bill will also prevent eye problems in the future and save people money. Dressing conservatively is a nice thing to do and you will also present yourself better putting yourself in better situations.
I urge everyone to support Senate Bill 288!
House Bill 288, sponsored by Representative Seth Garbett, is a bill to inflict a public dress code.
The children of the current generation learn a lot from their examples. They have learned from their peers that dressing in an inappropriate manner is the “cool” thing to do. With these influences, the expectations of the kids has greatly fallen.
This bill will also prevent eye problems in the future and save people money. Dressing conservatively is a nice thing to do and you will also present yourself better putting yourself in better situations.
I urge everyone to support Senate Bill 288!
Civil Union Rights
By: Mathias Fochs
Why is gay marriage such a debated issue? It should be a choice. In essence, limiting someone to who they can marry is just as bad as racial segregation, if not worse. People are not forced into making a decision that they have to marry another man. If gay marriage is legalized, they can have a free choice of whom they want to be with. In that sense, two men can often be better parents than a man and woman combination. Every person can and should have the choice, and the fact that we are stopping them from doing this is terrible. No one is saying that if it is legalized that then they must go out and marry someone of the same sex, and the decision of who they marry shouldn’t be forced on anyone. But at this time, men are being forced to marry women and women forced to marry men. In all senses, there is not one good debate as to why women can’t marry other women and men can’t marry other men.
Why is gay marriage such a debated issue? It should be a choice. In essence, limiting someone to who they can marry is just as bad as racial segregation, if not worse. People are not forced into making a decision that they have to marry another man. If gay marriage is legalized, they can have a free choice of whom they want to be with. In that sense, two men can often be better parents than a man and woman combination. Every person can and should have the choice, and the fact that we are stopping them from doing this is terrible. No one is saying that if it is legalized that then they must go out and marry someone of the same sex, and the decision of who they marry shouldn’t be forced on anyone. But at this time, men are being forced to marry women and women forced to marry men. In all senses, there is not one good debate as to why women can’t marry other women and men can’t marry other men.
Update on our Most OUTRAGEOUS Bills!
SB #153-An Act to Ban All Hannah Montana Merchandise from Montana’s Stores: failed in committee but was brought back to the Senate
HB #275-The Official State Haircut:
HB#236-Ride-Able Animals:
HB#294-Arrg There Be Pirates in Flathead Lake: passed committee, on to House floor
HB#416-An Act to Trade Cows for Kangaroos With Australia to Benefit the State of Montana:
HB#225-An Act to Require Montana High Schools to Offer Arizona Southern Style Sweet Tea Along With Milk at Lunch: passed committee with amendments
HB#213-An Act to Require all Montana Public Schools to Provide Their Students With Cake Every Tuesday: Pass the House chamber unanimously
HB#288-An Act to Inflict a Public Dress Code:
HB#269-Montana State Jell-O Appreciation Day:
HB#260-An Act to Prohibit Shutter Shades While Driving:
HB #275-The Official State Haircut:
HB#236-Ride-Able Animals:
HB#294-Arrg There Be Pirates in Flathead Lake: passed committee, on to House floor
HB#416-An Act to Trade Cows for Kangaroos With Australia to Benefit the State of Montana:
HB#225-An Act to Require Montana High Schools to Offer Arizona Southern Style Sweet Tea Along With Milk at Lunch: passed committee with amendments
HB#213-An Act to Require all Montana Public Schools to Provide Their Students With Cake Every Tuesday: Pass the House chamber unanimously
HB#288-An Act to Inflict a Public Dress Code:
HB#269-Montana State Jell-O Appreciation Day:
HB#260-An Act to Prohibit Shutter Shades While Driving:
Chief Justice Candidates
By: Haley Mitgang
Destiny Harris
Destiny Haines is an enthusiastic junior from Butte. She is running for Chief Justice because she feels that she will do the best she can to help the program and better the attorneys. Destiny believes she is the best candidate because she is organized, works hard, and offers encouragement and inspiration to her peers. As a two-year veteran to the program, Destiny’s platform is her ability to be a great influence and role model for future attorneys and justices. Her favorite Supreme Court case is Brown vs. Board of Education, along with other cases that involve the Civil Rights Movement. As a possible career path, Destiny would like to be the next Chief Justice of Montana or an attorney.
Morgan Smith
Morgan Smith is a sophomore from Gardiner. She says her motivation for becoming a candidate is her love for the justice system and the honor that being in charge would bring her. She feels she can make the justice system larger and more popular in the Youth Legislature program and will be a “motivational force to other justices to be more outspoken both for what is right and just for arguing in general.” Like her opponent, she has been involved in the program for two years and feels she is the best candidate because of her experience as an attorney and policy debater, along with her intense cross-examination skills. When asked what her party platform is, she replied “I’m 15 and I do what I want.”
Destiny Harris
Destiny Haines is an enthusiastic junior from Butte. She is running for Chief Justice because she feels that she will do the best she can to help the program and better the attorneys. Destiny believes she is the best candidate because she is organized, works hard, and offers encouragement and inspiration to her peers. As a two-year veteran to the program, Destiny’s platform is her ability to be a great influence and role model for future attorneys and justices. Her favorite Supreme Court case is Brown vs. Board of Education, along with other cases that involve the Civil Rights Movement. As a possible career path, Destiny would like to be the next Chief Justice of Montana or an attorney.
Morgan Smith
Morgan Smith is a sophomore from Gardiner. She says her motivation for becoming a candidate is her love for the justice system and the honor that being in charge would bring her. She feels she can make the justice system larger and more popular in the Youth Legislature program and will be a “motivational force to other justices to be more outspoken both for what is right and just for arguing in general.” Like her opponent, she has been involved in the program for two years and feels she is the best candidate because of her experience as an attorney and policy debater, along with her intense cross-examination skills. When asked what her party platform is, she replied “I’m 15 and I do what I want.”
End Alphabetism!
By: Sarah Scott
Do you ever feel that you are discriminated against just because your last name is at the end of the alphabet? Are you always at the end of the line or the back of the room? If so, then you are not alone. Ben Zeiske is heading the “End Alphabetism” movement to stop name discrimination. Today he will be marching on the capitol, and he encourages everyone to join him. Ben has promised to provide free t-shirts to anyone who speaks out during the march. The march starts at 2:45 p.m. today (meet in room 455). “I want it to be spontaneous,” said Ben. To learn more about the protest, speak to Ben Zeiske in the justice
Do you ever feel that you are discriminated against just because your last name is at the end of the alphabet? Are you always at the end of the line or the back of the room? If so, then you are not alone. Ben Zeiske is heading the “End Alphabetism” movement to stop name discrimination. Today he will be marching on the capitol, and he encourages everyone to join him. Ben has promised to provide free t-shirts to anyone who speaks out during the march. The march starts at 2:45 p.m. today (meet in room 455). “I want it to be spontaneous,” said Ben. To learn more about the protest, speak to Ben Zeiske in the justice
Let’s Peer into the First Year
By: Trevor Leuzinger
Everyone’s done it, but can anyone remember it later? The people in the First Year House and Senate spend most of their time like the regular House and Senate, with the added bonus of getting to page for the rest of us. Led by the Lieutenant Governor, Micah Price, they learn about political procedure and go over their bills. While they do have to sit in much smaller and less cool rooms than the regular House, the debate going on in the Hathaway House is lively and intense as they talk on the virtues of having a wolf hunting season and of trading kangaroos for cows from Australia. Micah was “awe-inspired” by the ability of the first years and said it was, “like the first time I felt rain on my face.” The first years themselves are a mix of emotions. Andy Ritter of Butte Central said that it has been interesting and Micah is “awesome and insane.”
Of course, who could forget the best part of being a first year- the paging! Andy Ritter said jokingly, “paging is pretty sweet,” which probably means he’s never had to go from the lobbyist room to the House and back again. Paging is very important though. It’s great exercise, and without pages, Senators and Representatives wouldn’t have any way to communicate. So remember, the first years are important too, and they are the future of the program.
Everyone’s done it, but can anyone remember it later? The people in the First Year House and Senate spend most of their time like the regular House and Senate, with the added bonus of getting to page for the rest of us. Led by the Lieutenant Governor, Micah Price, they learn about political procedure and go over their bills. While they do have to sit in much smaller and less cool rooms than the regular House, the debate going on in the Hathaway House is lively and intense as they talk on the virtues of having a wolf hunting season and of trading kangaroos for cows from Australia. Micah was “awe-inspired” by the ability of the first years and said it was, “like the first time I felt rain on my face.” The first years themselves are a mix of emotions. Andy Ritter of Butte Central said that it has been interesting and Micah is “awesome and insane.”
Of course, who could forget the best part of being a first year- the paging! Andy Ritter said jokingly, “paging is pretty sweet,” which probably means he’s never had to go from the lobbyist room to the House and back again. Paging is very important though. It’s great exercise, and without pages, Senators and Representatives wouldn’t have any way to communicate. So remember, the first years are important too, and they are the future of the program.
Gettin’ to know the Governor/Lt. Governor Candidates
By: Sean Downey, Devon Compton
CC sat down with SP candidates for Governor and Lt. Governor, Martin and Downey.
What Bills do you like this year?
Bert Martin: The Hannah Montana Bill, it was a fun bill to loosen the tension in the Senate.
PJ Downey: Ride-able Animals (House 236).
What do you like about being chair/in the Governors Cabinet?
BM: The chair is fun. It’s unbelievably gigantic in the Senate!
PJ: What’s not to like? (In the Governors Cabinet) We just hang-out and lobby. It’s really fun.
Has Ben Underwood given you any advice?
PJ: Do things your own way, don’t let other influences control you.
What can we expect from your campaign?
BM: Amazing Speeches, and something surprising.
Who are you supporting for other positions?
PJ: Ben Adams, Nikole Drummond, Morgan Smith, and Terry McAllister.
Who are you dancing with tonight?
BM & PJ: Everyone!!!
Their opponents also gave some info to the pressroom.
Tim Seery is a 2nd year who has been a Representative and Speaker of the House. His running mate, Stevie Short, is a 3rd year that’s been an Attorney for two years and a justice this year.
Seery and Short have big plans for if they’re elected. Seery hopes to restore decorum and support bills, while Short wants to help run the first year program by getting more first years to join, and trying to get all of them to stay for more years.
Tim is running because he loves the program, and wants it to expand into something even greater. Meanwhile, Stevie is running with him because she wants to step up and do more, and also because Tim needed a running mate in order to run.
Seery is a serious Democrat, wanting a clean energy economy and supporting his ideals as student representative on the State Board of Education. Short meanwhile, is a light-hearted Republican, wanting less deficit spending and being against abortion and gay marriage.
CC sat down with SP candidates for Governor and Lt. Governor, Martin and Downey.
What Bills do you like this year?
Bert Martin: The Hannah Montana Bill, it was a fun bill to loosen the tension in the Senate.
PJ Downey: Ride-able Animals (House 236).
What do you like about being chair/in the Governors Cabinet?
BM: The chair is fun. It’s unbelievably gigantic in the Senate!
PJ: What’s not to like? (In the Governors Cabinet) We just hang-out and lobby. It’s really fun.
Has Ben Underwood given you any advice?
PJ: Do things your own way, don’t let other influences control you.
What can we expect from your campaign?
BM: Amazing Speeches, and something surprising.
Who are you supporting for other positions?
PJ: Ben Adams, Nikole Drummond, Morgan Smith, and Terry McAllister.
Who are you dancing with tonight?
BM & PJ: Everyone!!!
Their opponents also gave some info to the pressroom.
Tim Seery is a 2nd year who has been a Representative and Speaker of the House. His running mate, Stevie Short, is a 3rd year that’s been an Attorney for two years and a justice this year.
Seery and Short have big plans for if they’re elected. Seery hopes to restore decorum and support bills, while Short wants to help run the first year program by getting more first years to join, and trying to get all of them to stay for more years.
Tim is running because he loves the program, and wants it to expand into something even greater. Meanwhile, Stevie is running with him because she wants to step up and do more, and also because Tim needed a running mate in order to run.
Seery is a serious Democrat, wanting a clean energy economy and supporting his ideals as student representative on the State Board of Education. Short meanwhile, is a light-hearted Republican, wanting less deficit spending and being against abortion and gay marriage.
A Closer Look at your President of the Senate Candidates
By: Alex Schwier, Ryan Helland, Paul Schreiber
Devon Compton (SDP)
From student council to cross-dressing, Devon Compton has been involved in just about everything. Yes, that’s right, cross-dressing. As an involved member in drama (his mom is the drama teacher at his school), he once appeared in the play “Leading Ladies” as a man who thought he was a woman. Devon’s great charisma and ability to get people laughing is not his only talent. He is also a strong willed and busy individual. Devon plays the trombone, is the student body vice president for his sophomore class, and is involved in policy debate. He believes by acquiring the position of President of the Senate, he will be able to accomplish more than ever before and bring all of his talents to the table. As Devon stated in an interview, “I bring people together. I’m an optimist. I take the best of all situations and try to create the best situations for everyone else.”
John Nickerson (GOP)
John Nickerson supports the Republican Platform. He has many personal views, though during his interview he said that one of his personal views was that he could see the wall from where he was sitting. It was fairly ground breaking. Nickerson is also supporting many bills. One that he really wants to see pass is HB 240, which would establish punishment guidelines of those convicted of vehicular homicide while under the influence equal to those convicted of deliberate homicide. Nickerson believes the bill has a good purpose, saying, “If I ever get hit by a car, I want to be avenged.”
If elected, he promises to be the next best leader since Hitler, though he was joking when he said Hitler
Ben Adams (Lib)
Ben Adams is in the running for senate president. He supports a Libertarian view and stands behind the bills that support abortion and civil unions. He also likes the Medieval Torture bill. Some of his activities outside of Youth Legislature include the Model Economics Challenge, TSA and community work. Some of the bills that he thinks will be controversial are bills that deal with atheism and gay marriage. If Adams becomes the President of the Senate, he would make sure to prepare the bills before they went to the house so that they will transition smoothly. If he were to ask anyone a question, he would ask William Jennings Bryan why he defended creation so much, and his views on how we operate our schools today.
Devon Compton (SDP)
From student council to cross-dressing, Devon Compton has been involved in just about everything. Yes, that’s right, cross-dressing. As an involved member in drama (his mom is the drama teacher at his school), he once appeared in the play “Leading Ladies” as a man who thought he was a woman. Devon’s great charisma and ability to get people laughing is not his only talent. He is also a strong willed and busy individual. Devon plays the trombone, is the student body vice president for his sophomore class, and is involved in policy debate. He believes by acquiring the position of President of the Senate, he will be able to accomplish more than ever before and bring all of his talents to the table. As Devon stated in an interview, “I bring people together. I’m an optimist. I take the best of all situations and try to create the best situations for everyone else.”
John Nickerson (GOP)
John Nickerson supports the Republican Platform. He has many personal views, though during his interview he said that one of his personal views was that he could see the wall from where he was sitting. It was fairly ground breaking. Nickerson is also supporting many bills. One that he really wants to see pass is HB 240, which would establish punishment guidelines of those convicted of vehicular homicide while under the influence equal to those convicted of deliberate homicide. Nickerson believes the bill has a good purpose, saying, “If I ever get hit by a car, I want to be avenged.”
If elected, he promises to be the next best leader since Hitler, though he was joking when he said Hitler
Ben Adams (Lib)
Ben Adams is in the running for senate president. He supports a Libertarian view and stands behind the bills that support abortion and civil unions. He also likes the Medieval Torture bill. Some of his activities outside of Youth Legislature include the Model Economics Challenge, TSA and community work. Some of the bills that he thinks will be controversial are bills that deal with atheism and gay marriage. If Adams becomes the President of the Senate, he would make sure to prepare the bills before they went to the house so that they will transition smoothly. If he were to ask anyone a question, he would ask William Jennings Bryan why he defended creation so much, and his views on how we operate our schools today.
Russians in the Super Party
By: The Super Party (Ali Pelletier)
The Super Party, on Monday, was paid a visit by a group of Russian elected politicians or, “big shots,” as one of the visitors informed us. Lucky for us, Dmitry Trubachencov (not even he can pronounce that name), who is in fact Russian, was in our very party. He conversed with these Russian officials for quite some time and “sources” later told us in the Super Party just what Dmitry was saying. Most of the quotes are too salty to publish, but we can release one of the more tame statements. “These people, this party, they have no idea what is going on, they call themselves the Super Party, but my grandma has better moves. Please! Take me back with you!”
The Super Party, on Monday, was paid a visit by a group of Russian elected politicians or, “big shots,” as one of the visitors informed us. Lucky for us, Dmitry Trubachencov (not even he can pronounce that name), who is in fact Russian, was in our very party. He conversed with these Russian officials for quite some time and “sources” later told us in the Super Party just what Dmitry was saying. Most of the quotes are too salty to publish, but we can release one of the more tame statements. “These people, this party, they have no idea what is going on, they call themselves the Super Party, but my grandma has better moves. Please! Take me back with you!”
The Judges’ Edge
By: Jordan Minnick
It has become pattern that all the hype lays in the legislative program. But what about the court? I mean, most of us have probably never even stepped foot inside the court. It reaches both judges and attorneys. Why is such a well-regarded program seen as underrated? It’s like the legislature is the egg and the judiciary is the chicken. We could go on and on as to which came first, but we all know if we’re hungry, we’d rather eat a chicken than an egg. While legislature does make the laws, I would argue that those who interpret the law and enact it into daily life are more important.
To support my view, I sat down to chat with Chief Justice Pauline Darr.
Why do you suppose the judicial program is seen as a second to the legislature program?
Darr: The majority of participants are in the legislature. Also, the judicial program entails a lot of work.
What advice would you give to promote the judicial program in the future?
Darr: I think it would help if those who have been a part of the judiciary to spread the word to others; it’s fun and rewarding.
Do you think female-only judges will become a trend? Perhaps males aren’t fit for the court?
Darr: I don’t think it’s a trend, it just kind of happened.
It has become pattern that all the hype lays in the legislative program. But what about the court? I mean, most of us have probably never even stepped foot inside the court. It reaches both judges and attorneys. Why is such a well-regarded program seen as underrated? It’s like the legislature is the egg and the judiciary is the chicken. We could go on and on as to which came first, but we all know if we’re hungry, we’d rather eat a chicken than an egg. While legislature does make the laws, I would argue that those who interpret the law and enact it into daily life are more important.
To support my view, I sat down to chat with Chief Justice Pauline Darr.
Why do you suppose the judicial program is seen as a second to the legislature program?
Darr: The majority of participants are in the legislature. Also, the judicial program entails a lot of work.
What advice would you give to promote the judicial program in the future?
Darr: I think it would help if those who have been a part of the judiciary to spread the word to others; it’s fun and rewarding.
Do you think female-only judges will become a trend? Perhaps males aren’t fit for the court?
Darr: I don’t think it’s a trend, it just kind of happened.
Split Decision
By: Sarah Scott and Talitha Smith
The case is Donald Dewey versus State of Montana. Donald Dewey, a former country western singer, invested his fortune in a Montana dude ranch on the Lincoln River. He dug out a pond on his property, at which time he hit an underground spring. The spring then began to flow freely into Polliwog Creek year-round. Aspen Varden, a young girl, decided as a science fair project to see if the ozone depletion and the creation of the pond had affected the frog population. Aspen convinced her mother that, as long as she stayed in the streambed, she would not be trespassing on Dewey’s property. During her investigation, Aspen was stopped and ordered to leave by Dewey. Dewey then filed a petition to prohibit all research and recreational use of the creek.
The main argument of the Appellants, Seth Hogan and William Cook of Butte Central, was that Aspen’s use of Polliwog creek was not “recreational,” which is defined as fishing, hunting, swimming, floating, boating, or other water related pleasure activities. Since it was a scientific experiment, and Aspen was genuinely worried about the frogs, the research cannot be viewed as “pleasurable.” The other argument they presented was that frog catching is more akin to trapping than fishing. If Aspen had been fishing, a recreational activity, that would be legal. Aspen was using her hands to trap the frogs, which is not a legal activity.
On the other side of the case were respondents Ben Zieske, of Great Falls, and Clara Dawn Piazzola, of Butte. They argued that Aspen’s frog catching was recreational, and therefore legal. No harm was done to the biotic community. Aspen’s research can be deemed recreational, because, to her, it was a pleasurable experience. Aspen enjoys conducting these experiments, and she was not forced to do this research. Their second argument was that the frog catching was more akin to fishing than to trapping. Trapping was defined by Attorney General Mike Greely to involve fur-bearing animals, which a fish is not. Also, Aspen was not technically trapping, because she was releasing the frogs after she was done studying them. Their final point was that Aspen never left the public stream bed, so she never trespassed on Dewey’s private property.
In the end, the court could not decide who put up a better case and it was a split decision.
The case is Donald Dewey versus State of Montana. Donald Dewey, a former country western singer, invested his fortune in a Montana dude ranch on the Lincoln River. He dug out a pond on his property, at which time he hit an underground spring. The spring then began to flow freely into Polliwog Creek year-round. Aspen Varden, a young girl, decided as a science fair project to see if the ozone depletion and the creation of the pond had affected the frog population. Aspen convinced her mother that, as long as she stayed in the streambed, she would not be trespassing on Dewey’s property. During her investigation, Aspen was stopped and ordered to leave by Dewey. Dewey then filed a petition to prohibit all research and recreational use of the creek.
The main argument of the Appellants, Seth Hogan and William Cook of Butte Central, was that Aspen’s use of Polliwog creek was not “recreational,” which is defined as fishing, hunting, swimming, floating, boating, or other water related pleasure activities. Since it was a scientific experiment, and Aspen was genuinely worried about the frogs, the research cannot be viewed as “pleasurable.” The other argument they presented was that frog catching is more akin to trapping than fishing. If Aspen had been fishing, a recreational activity, that would be legal. Aspen was using her hands to trap the frogs, which is not a legal activity.
On the other side of the case were respondents Ben Zieske, of Great Falls, and Clara Dawn Piazzola, of Butte. They argued that Aspen’s frog catching was recreational, and therefore legal. No harm was done to the biotic community. Aspen’s research can be deemed recreational, because, to her, it was a pleasurable experience. Aspen enjoys conducting these experiments, and she was not forced to do this research. Their second argument was that the frog catching was more akin to fishing than to trapping. Trapping was defined by Attorney General Mike Greely to involve fur-bearing animals, which a fish is not. Also, Aspen was not technically trapping, because she was releasing the frogs after she was done studying them. Their final point was that Aspen never left the public stream bed, so she never trespassed on Dewey’s private property.
In the end, the court could not decide who put up a better case and it was a split decision.
Congratulations, It’s Still Legal to Smoke Beside Your Baby
By: Katlin Henneberry
House Bill 270, sponsored by Representative Thomas Pezzarossi, is a bill which would have amended MCA 50-40-103, Montana Clean Indoor Air Act, to include restrictions on smoking in parks and fairgrounds.
The demographic of parks and fairgrounds includes a high percentage of children. It is a proven fact that children are more dramatically affected by secondhand smoking than adults.
Right now, Montana Code restricts smoking in many public areas such as schools, stores, and restaurants. Granting that our state has already begun to protect the right of the public to not breathe secondhand smoke, there is still more to be done.
This bill would have furthered the protection of the public's rights in MCA 50-40-103 to include the right to not breathe secondhand smoke in parks and fairgrounds.
However, this bill failed.
Your rights were set aside for the supposed freedom for anyone eighteen and older to subject you to the dangers second-hand smoke. This is unacceptable, unconstitutional, and inexcuseable.
Do not complacently let your rights, and your children's rights, be thrown away. Urge your legislators to continue to push for a better mind, body, and spirit through clean air
House Bill 270, sponsored by Representative Thomas Pezzarossi, is a bill which would have amended MCA 50-40-103, Montana Clean Indoor Air Act, to include restrictions on smoking in parks and fairgrounds.
The demographic of parks and fairgrounds includes a high percentage of children. It is a proven fact that children are more dramatically affected by secondhand smoking than adults.
Right now, Montana Code restricts smoking in many public areas such as schools, stores, and restaurants. Granting that our state has already begun to protect the right of the public to not breathe secondhand smoke, there is still more to be done.
This bill would have furthered the protection of the public's rights in MCA 50-40-103 to include the right to not breathe secondhand smoke in parks and fairgrounds.
However, this bill failed.
Your rights were set aside for the supposed freedom for anyone eighteen and older to subject you to the dangers second-hand smoke. This is unacceptable, unconstitutional, and inexcuseable.
Do not complacently let your rights, and your children's rights, be thrown away. Urge your legislators to continue to push for a better mind, body, and spirit through clean air
Kangaroos are People Too (Just People with Pouches)
Kangaroos are People Too (Just People with Pouches)
By: Kyle Gudmunson
Kangaroos are awesome. No one can debate this. From their ears down to their monstrous feet, these marsupials’ behaviors and anatomy truly are mind-blowing in every way. What kid wouldn’t want a kangaroo? What parent would wish to deprive their children of a kangaroo? What legislator could vote against any kangaroo-related bill?
Hathaway House Bill 416 is indeed kangaroo related. Author Kiley Miller chose to introduce this piece of legislation that, at first glance, would rock the socks of every Montana citizen.
Trade 100 cows to Australia in exchange for 17 kangaroos! Create the world’s coolest petting zoo, a state treasure and tourist hot spot! Bring joy into the hearts of every citizen!
I have nothing against kangaroos. I have nothing against petting zoos. I love Australian accents and wish wholeheartedly that I had one. But as a citizen concerned for the betterment of the health of kangaroos everywhere, I am outraged at even the suggestion of this bill! Mr. Miller’s idea was a great one, but his idea in line five of section one to hold kangaroo boxing matches every Tuesday is ludicrous! How is this different than dog or cock fighting? Just because kangaroos are cooler and most likely tougher than these animals doesn’t mean that they should be subjected to beating each other to a bloody pulp for the entertainment of humans.
Therefore, I urge everyone to stand up and be a voice for the voiceless. Don’t let the awesomeness of kangaroos overshadow the real underlying message in this bill. Animal cruelty is animal cruelty, regardless of whether or not the animals have pouches.
By: Kyle Gudmunson
Kangaroos are awesome. No one can debate this. From their ears down to their monstrous feet, these marsupials’ behaviors and anatomy truly are mind-blowing in every way. What kid wouldn’t want a kangaroo? What parent would wish to deprive their children of a kangaroo? What legislator could vote against any kangaroo-related bill?
Hathaway House Bill 416 is indeed kangaroo related. Author Kiley Miller chose to introduce this piece of legislation that, at first glance, would rock the socks of every Montana citizen.
Trade 100 cows to Australia in exchange for 17 kangaroos! Create the world’s coolest petting zoo, a state treasure and tourist hot spot! Bring joy into the hearts of every citizen!
I have nothing against kangaroos. I have nothing against petting zoos. I love Australian accents and wish wholeheartedly that I had one. But as a citizen concerned for the betterment of the health of kangaroos everywhere, I am outraged at even the suggestion of this bill! Mr. Miller’s idea was a great one, but his idea in line five of section one to hold kangaroo boxing matches every Tuesday is ludicrous! How is this different than dog or cock fighting? Just because kangaroos are cooler and most likely tougher than these animals doesn’t mean that they should be subjected to beating each other to a bloody pulp for the entertainment of humans.
Therefore, I urge everyone to stand up and be a voice for the voiceless. Don’t let the awesomeness of kangaroos overshadow the real underlying message in this bill. Animal cruelty is animal cruelty, regardless of whether or not the animals have pouches.
The Best of Both Worlds?
By: Megan Jacobsen
When someone says the phrase, “the best of both worlds” what do you automatically think of? Hannah Montana. A sixteen-year-old pop star has tainted this perfectly good phrase, and also the minds of the younger generation of America.
Hannah Montana is a role model for many children, especially little girls, of our nation today. As far as I am concerned, Hannah Montana is not a good example for these kids to be looking up to. Some disastrous messages include: lying about her normal and her celebrity life to the people she is with, even her friends, and unknowingly teaching them that it is ok to be someone other than yourself; that being someone different is so much cooler.
Lying is always bad, no matter what the excuse is. One of the main problems in elementary schools today is not fitting in. the non-acceptance of who they really are plays a major role in that problem. What are we teaching our children? Is this the person that you want the leaders of the future looking up to?
A ban of all Hannah Montana merchandise from the stores of Montana would decrease the level of miniature Hannah Montanas in our state. But as everyone knows, we all can’t have the best of both worlds.
When someone says the phrase, “the best of both worlds” what do you automatically think of? Hannah Montana. A sixteen-year-old pop star has tainted this perfectly good phrase, and also the minds of the younger generation of America.
Hannah Montana is a role model for many children, especially little girls, of our nation today. As far as I am concerned, Hannah Montana is not a good example for these kids to be looking up to. Some disastrous messages include: lying about her normal and her celebrity life to the people she is with, even her friends, and unknowingly teaching them that it is ok to be someone other than yourself; that being someone different is so much cooler.
Lying is always bad, no matter what the excuse is. One of the main problems in elementary schools today is not fitting in. the non-acceptance of who they really are plays a major role in that problem. What are we teaching our children? Is this the person that you want the leaders of the future looking up to?
A ban of all Hannah Montana merchandise from the stores of Montana would decrease the level of miniature Hannah Montanas in our state. But as everyone knows, we all can’t have the best of both worlds.
Seery Impea—Oh wait, nevermind…
By: Dana Brennan and Haley Mitgang
Speaker of the House Tim Seery was under grounds of impeachment this morning. According to the Standards & Official Committee, he knowingly allowed two senators to vote on a House bill, causing the bill to fail and not continue on to the Senate. He also reportedly did not read notes from elected officials out loud, a required procedure. An impromptu committee meeting was held to pass a bill through to the House regarding his position. Amendments were taken on the bill which will be promptly ordered to the top of the docket during today’s House session. Impeachment Bill #312 is not expected to advance on any further though, as most of the smoke surrounding the issue has cleared and the tensions among members who wanted to impeach him have eased. Though some people believe that he is not performing his job to the best of his abilities and should be removed, others think that the grounds for impeachment are not severe enough and that Tim is doing a good job in the House.
Speaker of the House Tim Seery was under grounds of impeachment this morning. According to the Standards & Official Committee, he knowingly allowed two senators to vote on a House bill, causing the bill to fail and not continue on to the Senate. He also reportedly did not read notes from elected officials out loud, a required procedure. An impromptu committee meeting was held to pass a bill through to the House regarding his position. Amendments were taken on the bill which will be promptly ordered to the top of the docket during today’s House session. Impeachment Bill #312 is not expected to advance on any further though, as most of the smoke surrounding the issue has cleared and the tensions among members who wanted to impeach him have eased. Though some people believe that he is not performing his job to the best of his abilities and should be removed, others think that the grounds for impeachment are not severe enough and that Tim is doing a good job in the House.
Session with the Governor
by Jordan Minnick
Governor Brian Schweitzer entered the joint session to immense gratitude from the crowd, and respectively so. After the geography crash course, the Governor delved into the energy crisis, expressing it as “the greatest single challenge mankind has ever faced.” He also stated that the crisis was too large for any other country but the United States to fully take on, explaining that we’re a supreme example for the world.
Another great point that was made was Schweitzer’s take on politicians and change. “Here’s a little secret for you guys: politicians don’t change the world, politicians talk about changing the world.” He went on to state that innovative minds are those who really change the world.
The speech was mild in terms of any radical political agendas, appealing to both sides of the political spectrum. While the Governor’s words instilled hope, let us not forget, “We’ve got a lot of work to do.”
Governor Brian Schweitzer entered the joint session to immense gratitude from the crowd, and respectively so. After the geography crash course, the Governor delved into the energy crisis, expressing it as “the greatest single challenge mankind has ever faced.” He also stated that the crisis was too large for any other country but the United States to fully take on, explaining that we’re a supreme example for the world.
Another great point that was made was Schweitzer’s take on politicians and change. “Here’s a little secret for you guys: politicians don’t change the world, politicians talk about changing the world.” He went on to state that innovative minds are those who really change the world.
The speech was mild in terms of any radical political agendas, appealing to both sides of the political spectrum. While the Governor’s words instilled hope, let us not forget, “We’ve got a lot of work to do.”
Dirty Campaigning
During the first day of sessions before primaries, it was discovered that Tim Seery’s campaign posters were all turned backwards. Whether a prank or a statement, actions like these are just unacceptable. Everyone running for office should do so fairly and those voting should respect each candidate. It’s our responsibility to keep Youth and Government the esteemed program that it is, so please don’t forget our roles as mature young adults here at the Capitol. To shed some light on the occurance, I spoke with Speaker of the House Tim Seery:
Did the ‘defiling’ of your posters upset you?
I spotted one yesterday, but I guess it’s kind of expected. But it’s not like somebody threw it out the window, so it’s not too big of a deal.
What would you like to say to those unknown persons who did it?
They should respect all the candidates no matter who they support.
You’re one smooth guy. The people would love to know how you keep your hair looking so good.
I use gel every morning. That’s it.
By: Jordan Minnick
Did the ‘defiling’ of your posters upset you?
I spotted one yesterday, but I guess it’s kind of expected. But it’s not like somebody threw it out the window, so it’s not too big of a deal.
What would you like to say to those unknown persons who did it?
They should respect all the candidates no matter who they support.
You’re one smooth guy. The people would love to know how you keep your hair looking so good.
I use gel every morning. That’s it.
By: Jordan Minnick
Joint Session video by Sean Downey
Video includes speech by Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer. Video to be uploaded shortly.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Horoscopes for Monday
By: Dana Brennan, Ryan Helland, and Paul Schreiber
Lobbyists: You have a bright day ahead of you as you go off to lobby against legislation. After you enter the chambers to state your complete opposition to a bill, a passionate fight will ensue, but your speech moves everyone to destroy the bill and you leave showered in flowers and confetti.
Representatives: An encounter with the mafia will leave you with bumps and bruises, but you will get revenge at Y-nite.
Senators: Be careful when addressing the full chamber because you are wanted by another committee for high treason after stealing several screw drivers and hammers from another Senator.
Attorneys: It may seem like all you do is argue, but bigger things will be happening in your life very shortly. You will soon be playing matchmaker for the squirrels around the capitol.
Reporters: Be on the lookout for hot leads on great stories involving disputes over who will tell someone that the soap in the bathroom is out. It could get you some attention from real journalists looking for interns.
Justices: Today, as you listen to the case laid down by the attorneys, you will be hit with an over whelming urge to get up and dance during a court session. Though some may frown upon this behavior, it will brighten up your day and make everything run smoothly.
Governor: Your day will be filled with a happy and joyful stress. Though stress sounds bad, this kind of stress is happy, and filled with tender, love, and care. So enjoy this stress, because it rarely happens. Think of it as relaxation, only it is called stress.
President of Senate: Go outside, enjoy the mild weather around lunchtime. Take this time to reflect on the day you have had and prepare for some awesome fun tonight. You will probably end up swimming,
Speaker of the House: Your title may say speaker, but you may not be able to talk today. Watch what you eat and be safe.
Secretary of State: A lower profile may help today, “especially if any head rolling,” situations are going on around you. Jealous and insecure people can be real loose cannons today, and playing point the finger are bad things to do. Power people seem to just “want answers” and accountability may become an issue.
Advisors: You will be faced with many stressful situations. So make yourself some wonderful desserts. Do this because desserts spelled backwards is the word ‘stressed’. It will be the only way to fight it.
Lobbyists: You have a bright day ahead of you as you go off to lobby against legislation. After you enter the chambers to state your complete opposition to a bill, a passionate fight will ensue, but your speech moves everyone to destroy the bill and you leave showered in flowers and confetti.
Representatives: An encounter with the mafia will leave you with bumps and bruises, but you will get revenge at Y-nite.
Senators: Be careful when addressing the full chamber because you are wanted by another committee for high treason after stealing several screw drivers and hammers from another Senator.
Attorneys: It may seem like all you do is argue, but bigger things will be happening in your life very shortly. You will soon be playing matchmaker for the squirrels around the capitol.
Reporters: Be on the lookout for hot leads on great stories involving disputes over who will tell someone that the soap in the bathroom is out. It could get you some attention from real journalists looking for interns.
Justices: Today, as you listen to the case laid down by the attorneys, you will be hit with an over whelming urge to get up and dance during a court session. Though some may frown upon this behavior, it will brighten up your day and make everything run smoothly.
Governor: Your day will be filled with a happy and joyful stress. Though stress sounds bad, this kind of stress is happy, and filled with tender, love, and care. So enjoy this stress, because it rarely happens. Think of it as relaxation, only it is called stress.
President of Senate: Go outside, enjoy the mild weather around lunchtime. Take this time to reflect on the day you have had and prepare for some awesome fun tonight. You will probably end up swimming,
Speaker of the House: Your title may say speaker, but you may not be able to talk today. Watch what you eat and be safe.
Secretary of State: A lower profile may help today, “especially if any head rolling,” situations are going on around you. Jealous and insecure people can be real loose cannons today, and playing point the finger are bad things to do. Power people seem to just “want answers” and accountability may become an issue.
Advisors: You will be faced with many stressful situations. So make yourself some wonderful desserts. Do this because desserts spelled backwards is the word ‘stressed’. It will be the only way to fight it.
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Who is our Lieutenant Governor?
By: Haley Mitgang
This year’s Republican Lieutenant Governor, Micah Price, is full of surprises. His right hand man, Ben Underwood, is “his life” and the main reason he decided to run for the position during the 2008 session. As Lieutenant Governor he oversees the first year program, making sure everything runs smoothly and offering help and advice when needed. When asked what his favorite part about his position is, he replied, “Seeing the faces of the first years when we help them and their eyes light up like a Ziploc bag full of leprechaun gold.” Price’s goal for this session is “Getting the program back on its feet from last year, ensuring that we have Youth Legislature in the future.” As for third parties, he says, “They’re great! I wish it were as easy for third parties to be implemented into real politics as it is at Youth Leg. – the diversity of thought is amazing.” Price plays an extremely important role at Y.L. and although he is a busy man, he is more than willing to stop and chat with his fellow delegates at the capitol. If you see him in the halls stop and say hi – if you’re a first year, give him a big thanks!
This year’s Republican Lieutenant Governor, Micah Price, is full of surprises. His right hand man, Ben Underwood, is “his life” and the main reason he decided to run for the position during the 2008 session. As Lieutenant Governor he oversees the first year program, making sure everything runs smoothly and offering help and advice when needed. When asked what his favorite part about his position is, he replied, “Seeing the faces of the first years when we help them and their eyes light up like a Ziploc bag full of leprechaun gold.” Price’s goal for this session is “Getting the program back on its feet from last year, ensuring that we have Youth Legislature in the future.” As for third parties, he says, “They’re great! I wish it were as easy for third parties to be implemented into real politics as it is at Youth Leg. – the diversity of thought is amazing.” Price plays an extremely important role at Y.L. and although he is a busy man, he is more than willing to stop and chat with his fellow delegates at the capitol. If you see him in the halls stop and say hi – if you’re a first year, give him a big thanks!
Meet the Governor
By: Devon Compton
Youth Governor Ben Underwood, a Democrat from Gardiner, has been in Youth Legislature all four years of high school. He has been an Attorney, President of the Senate, Speaker of the House, and of course, Youth Governor. He decided to be Governor this year because he feels that everyone has something they’re good at, and that talent should be used. He feels that getting along with people and finding the positive side in everything, even the darkest, grimmest situations, is his talent. This year he is looking for bills to lobby for or against. He cites House Bill 266, which wants to replace current roads with canals, as a top priority. His own bill, House Bill 311, which is a tax incentive for cartoonists in Montana, is also on his agenda. However, he won’t reveal whether he’s lobbying for or against Senate Bill 125, banning the practice of Atheism in Montana. Mr. Underwood takes a very liberal stance on the controversial issue of gay rights in Montana. Ben is supportive of these civil unions, because he thinks that gender shouldn’t be a factor and we may as well call it marriage.
As one final point, he adds that, if he was trapped on a secluded island, he would bring with him the complete works of both Fyodor Dostoevsky and Ernest Hemingway. Also, and possibly most importantly, he would bring an avocado seed, so he could grow an avocado tree for
Youth Governor Ben Underwood, a Democrat from Gardiner, has been in Youth Legislature all four years of high school. He has been an Attorney, President of the Senate, Speaker of the House, and of course, Youth Governor. He decided to be Governor this year because he feels that everyone has something they’re good at, and that talent should be used. He feels that getting along with people and finding the positive side in everything, even the darkest, grimmest situations, is his talent. This year he is looking for bills to lobby for or against. He cites House Bill 266, which wants to replace current roads with canals, as a top priority. His own bill, House Bill 311, which is a tax incentive for cartoonists in Montana, is also on his agenda. However, he won’t reveal whether he’s lobbying for or against Senate Bill 125, banning the practice of Atheism in Montana. Mr. Underwood takes a very liberal stance on the controversial issue of gay rights in Montana. Ben is supportive of these civil unions, because he thinks that gender shouldn’t be a factor and we may as well call it marriage.
As one final point, he adds that, if he was trapped on a secluded island, he would bring with him the complete works of both Fyodor Dostoevsky and Ernest Hemingway. Also, and possibly most importantly, he would bring an avocado seed, so he could grow an avocado tree for
Heralding in the New Session
Jordan Minnick
The Opening Ceremony of the 2009 Youth and Government session was entertaining (Ben Underwood, anyone?) and all-around motivational.
Lieutenant Governor Jon Bollinger and poodle Sophie were a real crowd pleaser, but more pleasing was Bollinger’s advice to us all. He encouraged legislators to work towards bills that reflect the good of Montana, not of the right or the left. After all, you’re first a person of the state of Montana, then a member of congress.
The Lieutenant Governor also elaborated on the past legislative session, stating that there were absolutely no tax raises and an increase for the education budget. Bollinger believes it’s the government’s duty to thoroughly educate its young people.
Bollinger was very encouraging to future Montana legislators saying, “It’s my hope that your interest in politics will grow…I would encourage you to pay attention, to become acquainted.”
Youth Governor Underwood carried on Bollinger’s idea of “mind, body, and spirit,” and, oh yeah, that epic FML story. “I did almost submit it as an FML story, but it was much too long. It really happened. I only changed the girl’s name, and it didn’t really happen in Oakland.” The point of the story was to symbolize that unstable mental health may bring misfortune or even something worse. Points Underwood made to create a happy atmosphere: no snow on the ground and no traffic light cameras in Montana.
So what have we learned? Montana congressional members have defaced the insides of their desk drawers (didn’t the cameras catch that?), Ben Underwood’s life would be entertaining as a reality show, and the judiciary is where it’s at—they have comfier chairs than the senate. Most importantly, we are the future of Montana’s government. A sound mind, body, and spirit can only help us to achieve greater things.
The Opening Ceremony of the 2009 Youth and Government session was entertaining (Ben Underwood, anyone?) and all-around motivational.
Lieutenant Governor Jon Bollinger and poodle Sophie were a real crowd pleaser, but more pleasing was Bollinger’s advice to us all. He encouraged legislators to work towards bills that reflect the good of Montana, not of the right or the left. After all, you’re first a person of the state of Montana, then a member of congress.
The Lieutenant Governor also elaborated on the past legislative session, stating that there were absolutely no tax raises and an increase for the education budget. Bollinger believes it’s the government’s duty to thoroughly educate its young people.
Bollinger was very encouraging to future Montana legislators saying, “It’s my hope that your interest in politics will grow…I would encourage you to pay attention, to become acquainted.”
Youth Governor Underwood carried on Bollinger’s idea of “mind, body, and spirit,” and, oh yeah, that epic FML story. “I did almost submit it as an FML story, but it was much too long. It really happened. I only changed the girl’s name, and it didn’t really happen in Oakland.” The point of the story was to symbolize that unstable mental health may bring misfortune or even something worse. Points Underwood made to create a happy atmosphere: no snow on the ground and no traffic light cameras in Montana.
So what have we learned? Montana congressional members have defaced the insides of their desk drawers (didn’t the cameras catch that?), Ben Underwood’s life would be entertaining as a reality show, and the judiciary is where it’s at—they have comfier chairs than the senate. Most importantly, we are the future of Montana’s government. A sound mind, body, and spirit can only help us to achieve greater things.
"Y Night" Cancelled
YMCA was evacuated sometime after 1:00 P.M. today due to a Chlorine Leak from the pool. At this time traffic is normal on Helena avenue east of the YMCA. Helena Police will determine later today if this road will be closed to bus and foot traffic.
"Y Night" is cancelled for 2009.
"Y Night" is cancelled for 2009.
Health and Human Services Committee
There was a complaint today about the Health and Human Services Committee had messed up their docket. They messed it up by not starting bills at the right time and even getting some of the bills out of order. It was also said that the Committee was disruptive to the Natural Resources Committee as well.
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What's going on at YL today?
Monday, May 11th, 2009
Haley Mitgang
8:00am – Opening Joint Session (Words of Wisdom from Governor Ben Underwood, Chief Justice Pauline Darr, and a guest speaker)
12:00pm – Lunch on your own!
1:00pm – Primary Elections
4:00pm – House & Senate Reconvene
4:30pm – Newspaper Released
6:00pm – All Programs Released for the Day
7-9:00pm – YMCA Night
Haley Mitgang
8:00am – Opening Joint Session (Words of Wisdom from Governor Ben Underwood, Chief Justice Pauline Darr, and a guest speaker)
12:00pm – Lunch on your own!
1:00pm – Primary Elections
4:00pm – House & Senate Reconvene
4:30pm – Newspaper Released
6:00pm – All Programs Released for the Day
7-9:00pm – YMCA Night
10 Most Outrageous Bills
AN ACT TO BAN ALL HANNAH MONTANA MERCHANDISE FROM MONTANA’S STORES (SB #153, M. Coffin) “Any violators…will be punished by watching a 10 hr. Jonas Brothers Marathon”
THE OFFICIAL STATE HAIRCUT (HB #275, H. Kalfell) “The Mullet…business in the front, party in the back”
RIDE-ABLE ANIMALS (HB #236, M. Wheat) “Ride-able animals: deer, elk, moose, and bears”
ARRG THERE BE PIRATES IN FLATHEAD LAKE (HB #294, A. Peck & B. Waldorf) “The pirates will be decked out in traditional garb including weapons at least one parrot per captain”
AN ACT TO TRADE COWS FOR KANGAROOS WITH AUSTRALIA TO BENEFIT THE STATE OF MONTANA (HB # 416, K. Miller) “…boxing matches every Tuesday”
AN ACT TO REQUIRE MONTANA HIGH SCHOOLS TO OFFER ARIZONA SOUTHERN STYLE SWEET TEA ALONG WITH MILK AT LUNCH (HB #225, T. McAllister) “Schools will charge no more than $0.99”
AN ACT TO REQUIRE ALL MONTANA PUBLIC SCHOOLS TO PROVIDE THEIR STUDENTS WITH CAKE EVERY TUESDAY (HB #213, M. Rees) “all high school students must be excused to indulge in the glorious cake”
AN ACT TO INFLICT A PUBLIC DRESS CODE (HB #288, S. Garbett) “People with chest/back hair measuring over 1 inch must wear a turtle neck at all times”
MONTANA STATE JELL-O APPRECIATION DAY (HRes #269, A. Ensign) “Everyone around the State of Montana must enjoy the delicious gelatin delicacy…if Montanans refuse…they will be forced to eat a can of Spam”
10. AN ACT TO PROHIBIT THE WEARING OF SHUTTER SHADES WHILE DRIVING (HB #260, L. Adams) “Shutter shades…a facial accessory with any type of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal bars crossing through the lens portion of the shade”.
THE OFFICIAL STATE HAIRCUT (HB #275, H. Kalfell) “The Mullet…business in the front, party in the back”
RIDE-ABLE ANIMALS (HB #236, M. Wheat) “Ride-able animals: deer, elk, moose, and bears”
ARRG THERE BE PIRATES IN FLATHEAD LAKE (HB #294, A. Peck & B. Waldorf) “The pirates will be decked out in traditional garb including weapons at least one parrot per captain”
AN ACT TO TRADE COWS FOR KANGAROOS WITH AUSTRALIA TO BENEFIT THE STATE OF MONTANA (HB # 416, K. Miller) “…boxing matches every Tuesday”
AN ACT TO REQUIRE MONTANA HIGH SCHOOLS TO OFFER ARIZONA SOUTHERN STYLE SWEET TEA ALONG WITH MILK AT LUNCH (HB #225, T. McAllister) “Schools will charge no more than $0.99”
AN ACT TO REQUIRE ALL MONTANA PUBLIC SCHOOLS TO PROVIDE THEIR STUDENTS WITH CAKE EVERY TUESDAY (HB #213, M. Rees) “all high school students must be excused to indulge in the glorious cake”
AN ACT TO INFLICT A PUBLIC DRESS CODE (HB #288, S. Garbett) “People with chest/back hair measuring over 1 inch must wear a turtle neck at all times”
MONTANA STATE JELL-O APPRECIATION DAY (HRes #269, A. Ensign) “Everyone around the State of Montana must enjoy the delicious gelatin delicacy…if Montanans refuse…they will be forced to eat a can of Spam”
10. AN ACT TO PROHIBIT THE WEARING OF SHUTTER SHADES WHILE DRIVING (HB #260, L. Adams) “Shutter shades…a facial accessory with any type of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal bars crossing through the lens portion of the shade”.
Candidate Commentary
Stevie Short, who is running for Lt. Governor with Tim Seery, had something to say about questionable campaigning material brought to the capitol by opponents Bert Martin and PJ Downey:
“Is scantily clad women really the best campaigning strategy that Martin and Downey can come up with?”
Bert’s response was acquiesced not long after the above statement:
“First off, the model was not nude and I apologize for the campaign picture. This does not represent how our campaign will be run and I again, apologize. It was a mistake and I can assure you that it will not occur again.”
“Is scantily clad women really the best campaigning strategy that Martin and Downey can come up with?”
Bert’s response was acquiesced not long after the above statement:
“First off, the model was not nude and I apologize for the campaign picture. This does not represent how our campaign will be run and I again, apologize. It was a mistake and I can assure you that it will not occur again.”
Secretary of State Candidate - Asa Dickerson
Asa Dickerson is a die hard Libertarian from Livingston, Montana. This is his second year in Youth Legislature. Of all superheroes, Asa says he would like to be "Flash, because he is as fast as lightning." Great choice, Asa, because you also get to have a cool theme song by Queen. Asa also said that, if he was stuck on island with a politician of his choice, it would be Bob Barr because he, like himself, is also a die hard Libertarian. When asked if he had anything to add, he said "Libertarians Mob".
-Riley Davis
-Riley Davis
Secretary of State Candidate - Nikole Drummond
Nikole Drummond, a Bozeman native, is a supporter of the Republican Party. She has been involved in Youth Legislature for the past two years and is currently in her third year. When asked what superhero she would be if h could choose she said she would be superman because he can solve any problem, plus he is the top dog of all superheroes! If Nikole was stuck on an island and she had a choice of being with any politician it would be JFK, because he has been an inspiration in her life for as long as she can remember.
-Riley Davis
-Riley Davis
Secretary of State Candidate - Jade Rivard
Jade Rivard has attended Youth Legislature for two years. In the absurd hypothetical situation of being stranded on an island with a politician, she would want to be stranded with John McCain, because McCain could probably “make a raft with three coconuts and a yo-yo.” Her favorite ice cream flavor is huckleberry, because she cares about Montana. Finally, if she could be any super hero, she would be Superman, because really her only weakness is kryptonite.
-Devon Compton
-Devon Compton
President of The Senate Candidate- John Nickerson
John Nickerson is a Republican from Gardiner who has attended two years of YIG.. If John could be a superhero, he would be a super party hero because he is by far the coolest superhero. John would want to be stranded with Ron Paul on an island, because Ron Paul would be interesting to talk to. John’s most embarrassing moments so far at Youth Legislature would have to be some of his debates, but John says that they shouldn’t be talked about. John doesn’t choose favorites when it comes to ice cream, “they are all just so delicious.” John also would like to add that he would like to lead the senate next year so he can do a good job.
– Philip Antonioli
– Philip Antonioli
President of The Senate Candidate- Ben Adams
Ben Adams is from beautiful Livingston, Montana, home of the Park High Rangers. He is a Libertarian who has attended Youth Legislature for the past three years. This year Ben is running for President of the Senate and he is hopeful to win. If Ben could be a superhero he would be Hancock, because Hancock is invincible and sarcastic. If Ben was stranded on an island with any politician he would want to be stuck with one who’s views were opposite of his own. That way they could have interesting and stimulating conversations! Ben loves coffee flavored ice cream and his most embarrassing moment at Youth Legislature begins like so: “this one time at band camp….” Does that make sense? No. But does it matter? I guess not.
-Philip Antonioli
-Philip Antonioli
Lt Gov Candidate- PJ Downey
PJ Downey has been in the YAG program for two years and is running for the office of Lt. Governor. As a member of the Super Party, PJ takes a firm stance on issues including the environment, drugs, religion, and the economy. As a golf player, you’d expect Mr. Downey to be a pretty relaxed and calm lad, but after revealing his ambitions to be The Hulk, I would say he may have a side of him darker than meets the eye. He also said that if he were stuck on an island with any politician it would be Steven Colbert. Whether or not Colbert can be legitimately considered a politician is up to you, but it’s clear that this Spumoni loving delegate from Bozeman and his running mate, Bert Martin, will be certain to make a splash in this year’s elections. –Dana Brennan
Dana Brennan
Dana Brennan
Lt Gov Candidate- Stevie Short
Stevie Short from Gardiner is running for Lt. Governor with Tim Seery. She has been to Youth Legislature three years now and is a supporter of the Palin Party platform. In case you chose not to read any of the platforms, here are some of the highlights of the Palin Party: They are against Abortion, "Moose hunting is a must, and even Man hunting, though only in Puerto Rico and some parts of LA." Back to Ms. Short, if she could be any superhero she would be Sarah Palin and the reason why: "Who else can pull off the Red lipstick?" She would like to be stuck on an island with "Tim Seery, because of his infinite knowledge and brilliant speaking skills that cannot be surpassed by any other." -Ryan Hellland
Ryan Helland
Ryan Helland
Gov Candidate- Bert Martin
If you happen to be wondering who to vote for this year for governor, Bert Martin, the current President of the Senate, is seeking support for his campaign in hopes that he could become the Governor of the 2010 YMCA YIG program. This rainbow sherbert loving Butte native looks up to the superhero on the Super Party logo for inspiration and motivation. You can expect him to support any bills that will improve this country and its people as well as the Super Dance Party Party. Like PJ Downey, he too said that if he were stuck on an island with any superhero, it would be Stephen Colbert. Of his three years in Youth Leg, he said that his most embarrassing moment was during his campaign for President of the Senate when he said that he was running for President of the State. Well, its clear that his inability to identify what he was running for didn’t hinder his success in getting elected, so we can only imagine what this year’s campaign will bring.
-Dana Brennan
-Dana Brennan
Gov Candidate- Tim Seery
With environmental and conservation issues constantly floating around Tim Seery’s mind, he hopes to be able to promote such causes as governor. He is the epitome of the word liberal and his ideals are those that define most democrats. He sees Al Gore as a resourceful and visionary leader and it seems as though this candidate from Great Falls would do a great job of carrying out many of Al Gore’s principles. Although Tim may seem to be the “perfect” democratic candidate, he does have his flaws. Last year he felt embarrassed after showing up in the wrong committee hearing. Problems like these will not stop Tim Seery though as he hopes to adapt into his favorite superhero: Captain Planet. Tim is a hopeful candidate and would be honored to represent the people of Montana as governor.
-Alex Schwier
-Alex Schwier
Super Party founder takes a Sharp Right, Admits Bill Fraud
Jordan Minnick
Senator Damon Eastman, infamous founder and member of the Super Party (now Super Dance Party Party), has changed party lines to join the Republicans. In attempt to fully pledge commitment to the GOP, the senator would also like to make it known that his bill supporting stem cell research was stolen. The content was taken from a previous session and mildly tailored. Eastman admits his wrong-doing in this action, but would mostly like to not be accredited with the liberal view on stem cell research.
The big question now lies: is this an irrational decision or a smart political move? Senator Eastman remarks: “I think it’s a smart political move. I think it will turn out great for the Republican Party, with my youth and expertise. The Republican Party is a strong party with the sent majority and I feel that with my four years of experience I can help them regain the power they once had.”
Ready or not, Republicans, Eastman has seen the bright, right light. His move is solid, and he won’t be going back to his liberal ways…at least for the remaining time of this Youth Ledge session. But are the Republicans going to welcome Eastman with open arms? They just might. Republican senator Dillon Gruber comments, “I think it’s finally his come around.”
Senator Damon Eastman, infamous founder and member of the Super Party (now Super Dance Party Party), has changed party lines to join the Republicans. In attempt to fully pledge commitment to the GOP, the senator would also like to make it known that his bill supporting stem cell research was stolen. The content was taken from a previous session and mildly tailored. Eastman admits his wrong-doing in this action, but would mostly like to not be accredited with the liberal view on stem cell research.
The big question now lies: is this an irrational decision or a smart political move? Senator Eastman remarks: “I think it’s a smart political move. I think it will turn out great for the Republican Party, with my youth and expertise. The Republican Party is a strong party with the sent majority and I feel that with my four years of experience I can help them regain the power they once had.”
Ready or not, Republicans, Eastman has seen the bright, right light. His move is solid, and he won’t be going back to his liberal ways…at least for the remaining time of this Youth Ledge session. But are the Republicans going to welcome Eastman with open arms? They just might. Republican senator Dillon Gruber comments, “I think it’s finally his come around.”
S.O.S.’s Questionable Chicago Connections
S.O.S.’s Questionable Chicago Connections
Jordan Minnick
You may know current Secretary of State, Nathan Murphy. What you may not know is his dubious background. He has ties to one of the most crooked cities of politics: Chicago. The question is, will Murphy strive for greatness, like President Obama, or slime around like the now-infamous Blagojevich?
In technical terms, you might say that Murphy is actually from Chicago, as both of his parents are from the immediate area. For politicians today, the Windy City, known for the graveyard vote, is not a steadfast testimonial. Sure, there may not be proof of suspicious political actions on Murphy’s behalf, but the truth is bound to come out.
As of recent, some peculiar things have come to the public’s attention concerning our SOS. One is Murphy’s bill to ban atheism in Montana. Another is his strictly female office. Questionable? Perhaps. For first-hand verification, I talked to Assistant Secretary of State Ali Pelletier.
Has Secretary of State Murphy shown any political fraudulence?
I am afraid of the personal welfare of myself and my family to answer that question.
Do you believe he won his candidacy fair last year?
He has people in high places. I don’t know if I should be answering this.
How about his demeanor? I mean, he’s pretty shady, right?
Um. Yeah I guess you could call it shady, if by shady you mean corrupt, crooked politician.
Jordan Minnick
You may know current Secretary of State, Nathan Murphy. What you may not know is his dubious background. He has ties to one of the most crooked cities of politics: Chicago. The question is, will Murphy strive for greatness, like President Obama, or slime around like the now-infamous Blagojevich?
In technical terms, you might say that Murphy is actually from Chicago, as both of his parents are from the immediate area. For politicians today, the Windy City, known for the graveyard vote, is not a steadfast testimonial. Sure, there may not be proof of suspicious political actions on Murphy’s behalf, but the truth is bound to come out.
As of recent, some peculiar things have come to the public’s attention concerning our SOS. One is Murphy’s bill to ban atheism in Montana. Another is his strictly female office. Questionable? Perhaps. For first-hand verification, I talked to Assistant Secretary of State Ali Pelletier.
Has Secretary of State Murphy shown any political fraudulence?
I am afraid of the personal welfare of myself and my family to answer that question.
Do you believe he won his candidacy fair last year?
He has people in high places. I don’t know if I should be answering this.
How about his demeanor? I mean, he’s pretty shady, right?
Um. Yeah I guess you could call it shady, if by shady you mean corrupt, crooked politician.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
2009 Horoscopes of the First Paper
The first horosopes were co-written. However, they are quite interesting. People's posteriors will be punctured, reporters will fall down stairs, and pages are earning some accidental dinero. They'll be published tomorow in Capitol Chatter's first issue.
Youth and Government off to a good start !!!!
So far the youth and government is off to a good start. The beginning of the joint session and the welcoming of the new Governor and opening ceremonies. Although some bills that were written are very funny, some are helping to better the lives of all Montanans. Though helping people is is great and the bills have serious potential the funny ones add some comic relief to the sessions. Which reduces high tensions.
-Press Program
Paul and Ryan
We con nott speell
-Press Program
Paul and Ryan
We con nott speell
2009 Montana Youth and Government Convenes!
Hi, my name is Bill Kaiser and I am the 2009 Montana Youth and Government Press advisor. This year, we are trying to incorporate the new media into the press program and this blog represents the first step. I'll be handing this blog over to students shortly and you will reading information written by students as it breaks in the press room. A Twitter account will follow shortly.
Bill Kaiser- MT YMCA press advisor
Capital High School
Bill Kaiser- MT YMCA press advisor
Capital High School
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