Monday, May 13, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: ATTEMPTED KIDNAPPING OF THE YOUTH GOVERNOR

An attempt was made this afternoon on the Governor’s safety, and possibly his life.
Just after today’s lunch recess, Governor Mogen was reclining in his office, relaxing from the stresse of power. Suddenly, two un-disclosed males burst through the door,and informed Governor Mogenthat he wasneeded in another room. They accompa-nied him, continuously suggesting that he ought to use the elevator. Being a sensibleman, the Governor wanted to use the stairs.The kidnappers accompanied the Governor to the top floor, where they attempted to force him into an elevator. Using his political strength and physical height, Governor Mogen fought off the kidnappers, who fled down the Capitol’s winding hallways. Directly after the attack, the Governor returned to his office. He stated, while looking heroically at the rotunda, that “this is a crime, and it will be justly dealt with in due time.” He wished to make no other comment.

-Tyson Gerhardt Hirsch

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